President Donald Drumpf Gesagt Hat Jetzt Gesagt, "Drumpf Über Alles!"

President Donald Drumpf hat jetzt gesagt, "Alle Amerikanischen mussen Deutsch gesprechen.  Das neue Reich ist mein.  Drumpf über alles!"

President Donald Drumpf has now said, "All Americans must speak German.  The Reich is mine.  Drumpf above all!

I haven't done one of these in a while so it's about time, right?

Groundlings:  NO!

Well, there you have it.  The groundlings have spoken.  We don't ask the people who could afford tickets because, well, we don't care what they think.  It's like filling the Super Bowl stadium with water for naval battles while the game is playing and we don't care when all of sportsmen in there paid at least four grand to get inside the place.  They are not our people and let them learn to breathe underwater too.

The Rockhouse doesn't have a great deal of engagement in this since our electoral position is when both candidates suck then it's best to go with the one least likely to leave the electorate radioactive.  That was hoped to be Trump since we knew Hilly's Nukies would be flying the first time that frowzy floozy didn't feel like getting out of bed in the morning.

We don't forget things like this:

Just like Obama, Drumpfie has now reversed himself on practically everything he said in the campaign so he will probably get us all irradiated as well.  He's got more lizards on his Cabinet than the fucking Reptile House at the Zoo.  So we were going to end up radioactive anyway with Nukie Hilly so es macht nichts, ja?

Ed:  no more fucking German!

I fucking like it (lache).

Besides, you probably knew what the first sentence in the article meant without reading the translation and that similarity is part of the fascination with German.  We're Anglo Saxons and you can't take the Heinz out of the 57, no matter how hard you try, Lord Cavendish.  We are fifty-seven varieties and Deutsch is one of them, quite a big one.

Judging by how little influence French has had on English, it looks like those limeys hated the frogs a whole lot more than the krauts but now they get all contemptuous with krauts and all smiley with frogs.

Ed:  it's because of all the rain in England.  It does something to them.  One word:  BREXIT.

Good point.


Of course you're waiting for the Grand Silas Theory on this matter and that one goes to the Hundred Years War with France.  That culminated with the limeys burning Joan of Arc so there really wasn't much of a chance of a love connection after that so no wonder the language wasn't absorbed much.

Ed:  the limeys smoked Joan of Arc?

Seriously, I'm tellin' you, mate.

Ed:  are you trying to guilt the limeys now?

I don't think these ones were there, mate.

Ed:  were you going to fire off one cold and stone evil shot at what Theresa May would do?

You already know what it would have been so there's no need now.


Drumpf über alles!