Saturday, November 26, 2016

Cadillac Man, Miraculous Conception of Email Has Occurred

About half a dozen emails from I'm not sure what period turned up in Mail and it looks like multiple have cool pics in them.

CM:  is it more accurate to say you only just got around to looking at Mail?

Yes, that would be precise.

I don't look at Mail that much since my life is full enough without advertising for penis enlargers, the latest iPhone junk, or updates from Facebook.  As to those updates, I've turned them off multiple times but they don't stay disabled.  Zuckerberg probably only gets sex by begging.


The content was only seen at a glance because the reaction at the time was, holy mackerel, look at all this stuff.  You been asleep at the wheel, Dagwood.


Here's another Christmas miracle.  Fox News:  Infant ejected from flipped car found unharmed in drainage grate

Keep in mind this was in Arkansas for the following quote:

“There had to be some kind of divine intervention for her to end up being okay the way she was,” firefighter Josh Moore told the station.

- Fox News

Now I confess I'm not much up on God's mysterious ways but if there were any 'divine intervention,' would it not have come before the car in which she has riding was hit by a fucking 18-wheel truck?

Lotta fuckin' miracles around Christmas time; it's like vampires in Marin County.  They always come out for the holidays.


Those pics make a cool miracle, tho.  If they had been a Darth Vader Bobble Head doll, I would be thinking he had popped his cork but this is coolness for no particular reason, the finest kind.  (Ithaka: The Darth Vader Bobble Head Doll and Other Amazon Gifts)

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