Lost for ideas for the jolly jollies this year?
Well, we have some.
Feel the Christmas love in the Darth Vader Bobble Head.
Get one now or get a dozen for all your friends. Darth is yours for $8.95 at Amazon.
Note: the light saber only moves if you get the Japanese model and then it happens in that, you know, rhythmic, sensual way; it's the way only Darth Vader can do it.
How about this beauty and my personal favorite.
It's the Velvet-Like Soft Purple Fedora which is also priced for the cost-conscious and fashion-insensitive at $7.99 ... what a deal.
I fookin' want one of these.
Even better, we have the Six-Foot Adult Purple Boa.
Get one at Amazon today for $8.50 and the vamp is negotiable.
Ed: what's the opening bid on the vamp?
Dunno. Ain't my vamp.
Ed: there's no such thing as a blonde vamp!
Uh, you wanna bet your life on that, John Wayne?
Well, we have some.
Feel the Christmas love in the Darth Vader Bobble Head.
Get one now or get a dozen for all your friends. Darth is yours for $8.95 at Amazon.
Note: the light saber only moves if you get the Japanese model and then it happens in that, you know, rhythmic, sensual way; it's the way only Darth Vader can do it.
How about this beauty and my personal favorite.
It's the Velvet-Like Soft Purple Fedora which is also priced for the cost-conscious and fashion-insensitive at $7.99 ... what a deal.
I fookin' want one of these.
Even better, we have the Six-Foot Adult Purple Boa.
Get one at Amazon today for $8.50 and the vamp is negotiable.
Ed: what's the opening bid on the vamp?
Dunno. Ain't my vamp.
Ed: there's no such thing as a blonde vamp!
Uh, you wanna bet your life on that, John Wayne?
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