Oh, You Say You Never Saw a Fire Tornado?

Now I can chuck the damn lava lamp.

He's a personable chap and he gives up the means to do this in case you're an incipient firestarter.

Here's the beauty part:  he can do it in different colors and it's easy.

Not suitable if you have children or cats since it's an inevitable disaster with either one.  If you don't have any then let's start some fires.