When the topic is a fossilized dinosaur brain, you know science will have little to do with it because possibly no headline was ever written which is more tailor-made for comedians. (Science Daily: Fossilized dinosaur brain tissue identified for the first time)
We must attempt the science and you may never in your life see anyone so excited about the discovery of a fossilized dinosaur brain.
If the good professor ever has sex, we're going to have to buy tickets to watch since he will explode and all his parts will shoot into the sky like fireworks. Love his passion, huh?
So who out there can tell me where is the best place to find fossilized dinosaur brains?
Ed: Washington
Sorry, no score. It's Austin. This is the Texas version.
Where is the second-best place to find fossilized dinosaur brains?
Ed: Dallas
Sorry, no score again. The answer is Washington as no-one cares about Texas anymore.
Ed: one more elephant joke and we turn the dogs loose.
Sore loser. Do you feel your brain hardening, turnng to stone, as it were?
I'm not sure I really got it but the tiny rock appears to be much of the dinosaur's brain so this can't help being political when the full size of the dinosaur's brain wouldn't be enough to fill a stadium hot dog.
The science in it is exceptional since it seems a Mad Hatter belief in an impossible thing to imagine brain tissue can fossilize in the first place. The excited professor in the video gives a good explanation of it and I did find it charming to see him so passionate about it.
There is no particular direction to go with this because there aren't any political jokes for this lot since they say something funny every time they speak. With anything they utter, the reaction is the same, "Oh, hell no. I don't even believe you said that."
Then comes the laughter. This cannot possibly be real. Fossilized dinosaur brains are real. WTF ... vote for one of them.
We must attempt the science and you may never in your life see anyone so excited about the discovery of a fossilized dinosaur brain.
If the good professor ever has sex, we're going to have to buy tickets to watch since he will explode and all his parts will shoot into the sky like fireworks. Love his passion, huh?
So who out there can tell me where is the best place to find fossilized dinosaur brains?
Ed: Washington
Sorry, no score. It's Austin. This is the Texas version.
Where is the second-best place to find fossilized dinosaur brains?
Ed: Dallas
Sorry, no score again. The answer is Washington as no-one cares about Texas anymore.
Ed: one more elephant joke and we turn the dogs loose.
Sore loser. Do you feel your brain hardening, turnng to stone, as it were?
I'm not sure I really got it but the tiny rock appears to be much of the dinosaur's brain so this can't help being political when the full size of the dinosaur's brain wouldn't be enough to fill a stadium hot dog.
The science in it is exceptional since it seems a Mad Hatter belief in an impossible thing to imagine brain tissue can fossilize in the first place. The excited professor in the video gives a good explanation of it and I did find it charming to see him so passionate about it.
There is no particular direction to go with this because there aren't any political jokes for this lot since they say something funny every time they speak. With anything they utter, the reaction is the same, "Oh, hell no. I don't even believe you said that."
Then comes the laughter. This cannot possibly be real. Fossilized dinosaur brains are real. WTF ... vote for one of them.
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