Starring Alan Arkin, it's a laff riot for the whole family when a Russian submarine runs aground off the New England coast.
- WIKI: "The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming" (1966)
Ed: you idiot! There were no robots in that movie!
There were also no injuries and that's our clever point since the Russian Robots are coming and, just like Russian Bond girls, they're hotter than the others. (RT: Russian android plans to redefine how humans and robots talk to each other)
See, we're talking "From Russia with Love" here, fo' real. Damn robot has already practically got the Blondie's sweater off and that's just from making goo goo eyes at her. When a high school boy tries that crap with goo goo eyes, girls laugh at him.
“Sales shot up by three times,” said Krivokurtsov, who said that people were “captivated” by the sheer novelty of the talking android.
- WIKI: "The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming" (1966)
Ed: you idiot! There were no robots in that movie!
There were also no injuries and that's our clever point since the Russian Robots are coming and, just like Russian Bond girls, they're hotter than the others. (RT: Russian android plans to redefine how humans and robots talk to each other)
See, we're talking "From Russia with Love" here, fo' real. Damn robot has already practically got the Blondie's sweater off and that's just from making goo goo eyes at her. When a high school boy tries that crap with goo goo eyes, girls laugh at him.
“Sales shot up by three times,” said Krivokurtsov, who said that people were “captivated” by the sheer novelty of the talking android.
- RT
Captivated? This fuckin' robot is such a fickle bitch he's hookin' like a politician and he goes straight for the hot babes of which there are, of course, many because he is in Russia. You see for yourself these aren't the Taco Bell tyros for ten tons of fun, these are some slinky females.
Tatiana Romanova from "From Russia with Love."
Ed: what was from Russia with Love?
She was. How do you like Moscow so far?
But according to the company, few robots combine so many functions in one body, and fewer still can compete on price. Though more and more affordable androids – including ones that perform similar functions to Alan Tim – are coming on the market, the top models can still retail for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Alan Tim costs between $6,000 and $10,000 and export orders have come from as far away as China and Ireland.
- RT
Tell me that's not a Saturday Night robot when it's telling you how many functions its body has got.
The manufacturer notes the top models can cost for hundreds of thousands of dollars and that's also true in the West as well but there the top models are addicted to heroin.
Ed: damn, you are one snarky bitch!
Tell me it ain't true, Ann Landers.
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