Friday, October 28, 2016

Looking for Jesus or Mr Goodbar

There's been an excavation taking place at the holy holiest of all holy places or at least one of them in Jerusalem where the body of Christ was believed to have been entombed prior to the Resurrection.  The archaeologists opened it up and said, man, it's astonishing ... we found another tomb.  (AP via St Louis Post-Dispatch: Experts uncover hidden layers of Jesus' tomb site)


This even drew a crowd, apparently to their great joy.

David Grenier, secretary of a group that oversees Roman Catholic church properties in the Holy Land, stood with a few other Franciscan friars, watching the work crew in awe.

“What happened here 2,000 years ago completely changed the history of the world,” he said. “To be able to dig, let’s say, to the rock where the body of Jesus was laid . it’s overwhelming joy.”


- AP


Let's see, this guy knows Jesus' body is not there so it isn't a grave now but it was one once and, even when he knows there's nothing at all there, he's ecstatic.  This only brings one thought, 'Dude, we seriously need to review what ecstasy means.  How about we take you to meet some nice lap dancers and you can make friends?'


This bedeviling ensorcellment by cemeteries of any kind is mystifying when anyone who really believes in Heaven knows there's nothing in the cemetery except the leftover stuff, the remains, don'tcha know.

I love how they say that on the news and so seriously, 'human remains were found.'  It's confusing when I hear it because I don't know if they found all of the remains or some of the bits or what.  With some of the jagoff criminals popping up in the news, who knows what crazy shit they do.

For the news if they said 'a body was found' then it would be more clear and it would give the impression they at least probably found all of it.


But they're not going to find any kind of body in Jerusalem and they know that while they dig.  They opened the tomb and, wow, they found another tomb so, right away, we know where this goes.


Yep, we're betting the tombs are like Russian Matryoshka dolls and inside the new tomb they found is going to be another smaller one.  (WIKI:  Matryoshka doll)

Inside the last one will be a teeny tiny framed picture of Stephen Hawking.  Imagine his surprise and let him figure out how it got there.

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