You heard it first here on Ithaka, that Vladimir Putin is responsible along with all of Russia indirectly for the wild mobs on Black Friday who get violent with each other to get deals on cheap ass TV sets which break when people get them home. Advanced research by US intelligence agencies has discovered this disconcerting fact and, naturally, the agencies only revealed that information to Hillary Clinton and ...
Shut the fuck up!!!
RT: ‘Give it a rest’: Social media mocks Senator claiming Russia may be behind new Clinton FBI probe
Note: this is not a political commentary because anything so blindly stupid can't possibly be really part of an election for President, right?
We are also not trying to influence the election because nothing has made more painfully obvious than Election 2016 that the other tool needed to influence the election is a cattle prod or a whip like Indiana Jones.
Ed: Hillary Clinton prefers the whip!
Oh, you have met her too, huh? Her dominatrix said she likes to get her to rear up on her hind legs and make her bark like a dog.
Ed: oh, right. Like that's so hard.
You, you haters get me, you get me ... soooo exasperated. You forget completely how Donald Trump likes to fuck chickens.
Ed: forever fighting to keep the standards high, aren't you, honey bunny.
You ... you hurt my feelings saying that.
Ed: let me guess, you're from Facebook?
And you're from Vladimir Putin ... from Russia ... you Commie pinko savage. Don't you think I will forget that crumby TV set last year. It never worked right and it's all your fault.
Shut the fuck up!!!
RT: ‘Give it a rest’: Social media mocks Senator claiming Russia may be behind new Clinton FBI probe
Note: this is not a political commentary because anything so blindly stupid can't possibly be really part of an election for President, right?
We are also not trying to influence the election because nothing has made more painfully obvious than Election 2016 that the other tool needed to influence the election is a cattle prod or a whip like Indiana Jones.
Ed: Hillary Clinton prefers the whip!
Oh, you have met her too, huh? Her dominatrix said she likes to get her to rear up on her hind legs and make her bark like a dog.
Ed: oh, right. Like that's so hard.
You, you haters get me, you get me ... soooo exasperated. You forget completely how Donald Trump likes to fuck chickens.
Ed: forever fighting to keep the standards high, aren't you, honey bunny.
You ... you hurt my feelings saying that.
Ed: let me guess, you're from Facebook?
And you're from Vladimir Putin ... from Russia ... you Commie pinko savage. Don't you think I will forget that crumby TV set last year. It never worked right and it's all your fault.
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