You aren't in Hell. Noooo, you only think you are in Hell.
OK, now you're in Hell.
Frankly, mates, if this is what it takes to get laid then it ain't fookin' worth it, is it.
We have no idea which demonic portal exuded these monsters of distorted protoplasm but it may be the one by the Great Salt Lake in Utah. There are demons coming out of that one constantly and no-one really appreciates the battle Mormons wage against them. When there are hordes of demons coming at you and they're all dressed in tiny thongs like Chippendale dancers, you're clearly in the presence of the Dark Lord of the Underworld.
Earlier, Mrs Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, posted this timely advisory for such a spiritually dangerous time.
Here at the Rockhouse, we are thankful to her because otherwise we might have missed this one.
Costumes lead to Satan and homosexuality. OK, we see it now and it all makes sense.
Ed: are you saying those California Dream Boys are homosexuals?
Gay as Liberace, my man. Gay as Liberace. Mrs Betty Bowers was right ... of course. It was the costumes.
When you're getting groped by all those women, even if you don't like them, and you're not making a bone then you're either dead or you're gay.
Ed: or you just had wild sex with a fantastically sexy beautiful Russian actress.
Say there, Gaylord, take another look at those bozos and tell me any of them will ever get within a thousand kilometers of a fantastically sexy beautiful Russian Actress.
OK, now you're in Hell.
Frankly, mates, if this is what it takes to get laid then it ain't fookin' worth it, is it.
We have no idea which demonic portal exuded these monsters of distorted protoplasm but it may be the one by the Great Salt Lake in Utah. There are demons coming out of that one constantly and no-one really appreciates the battle Mormons wage against them. When there are hordes of demons coming at you and they're all dressed in tiny thongs like Chippendale dancers, you're clearly in the presence of the Dark Lord of the Underworld.
Earlier, Mrs Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, posted this timely advisory for such a spiritually dangerous time.
Here at the Rockhouse, we are thankful to her because otherwise we might have missed this one.
Costumes lead to Satan and homosexuality. OK, we see it now and it all makes sense.
Ed: are you saying those California Dream Boys are homosexuals?
Gay as Liberace, my man. Gay as Liberace. Mrs Betty Bowers was right ... of course. It was the costumes.
When you're getting groped by all those women, even if you don't like them, and you're not making a bone then you're either dead or you're gay.
Ed: or you just had wild sex with a fantastically sexy beautiful Russian actress.
Say there, Gaylord, take another look at those bozos and tell me any of them will ever get within a thousand kilometers of a fantastically sexy beautiful Russian Actress.
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