The Kappelmeister is an orchestra leader and simply running a band isn't enough, you need to lead all the pieces of the orchestra to be the real thing. Cat's mother was a long-time professional opera singer but she said 'I am nothing. Your father is the Kappelmeister.' She wasn't being self-deprecating or at least only a bit because the term earns major respect in Germany.
The Kappelmeister is a seriously big smoke and the term with slight language variations is all over Europe but I have never heard it here except with what we consider normal respect for a conductor and typically only for the conductors of major orchestras since sometimes he will be called Maestro. That's not how Germans look at it as once you earn the true skills and have done it then you earn the title.
Much of English came up from Old German but there are French origins as well and that's how 'mayor' arose. The German title for a mayor is a Bürgermeister and you know anyone with a name like that is a bad ass while a mayor sounds like kind of a poof.
I'm diggin' this Kappelmeister because I don't think music really gets all that much respect here. It gets lots of money sometimes but that's not the same thing. When they only respect your money, you really didn't gain as much as it seems. I don't recall a time when I dreamed of the paparazzi shooting a picture of my underwear but such is stardom in America.
Jerry Springer was once Mayor of Cincinnati (seriously) and Springer probably isn't German but it sounds a bit like it could be and Bürgermeister Springer would have sounded too, too bad ass. It wouldn't have held up after he paid a hooker with a check (seriously) but that probably wouldn't even hold up for a high school boy. Dumb ass! What the hell were you thinking?
Jerry Springer had a serious shot at Governor of Ohio but he blew it all in a moment of sex which turned out to be not half as good as he thought it would be. Ever since he has been smoking cigars the size of U.S.S. Enterprise but that's not evidence of a massive phallic obsession, no chance of that. We know what Bill Clinton did with cigars, sick fuck such as he is, but we're afraid to discover whatever twisted crap Jerry Springer does with them.
Maybe someday there will be the Jerry Springer show which features, "Just what the fuck does Jerry Springer do with those monster cigars?" That would top "Trailer Park Lesbians in Love Triangles" and go all the way to the top. One thing you know for sure is Wolf Blitzer will watch.
Now (sob) Jerry Springer will never be (sob) Kappelmeister nor a (sob) Bürgermeister.
The Kappelmeister is a seriously big smoke and the term with slight language variations is all over Europe but I have never heard it here except with what we consider normal respect for a conductor and typically only for the conductors of major orchestras since sometimes he will be called Maestro. That's not how Germans look at it as once you earn the true skills and have done it then you earn the title.
Much of English came up from Old German but there are French origins as well and that's how 'mayor' arose. The German title for a mayor is a Bürgermeister and you know anyone with a name like that is a bad ass while a mayor sounds like kind of a poof.
I'm diggin' this Kappelmeister because I don't think music really gets all that much respect here. It gets lots of money sometimes but that's not the same thing. When they only respect your money, you really didn't gain as much as it seems. I don't recall a time when I dreamed of the paparazzi shooting a picture of my underwear but such is stardom in America.
Jerry Springer was once Mayor of Cincinnati (seriously) and Springer probably isn't German but it sounds a bit like it could be and Bürgermeister Springer would have sounded too, too bad ass. It wouldn't have held up after he paid a hooker with a check (seriously) but that probably wouldn't even hold up for a high school boy. Dumb ass! What the hell were you thinking?
Jerry Springer had a serious shot at Governor of Ohio but he blew it all in a moment of sex which turned out to be not half as good as he thought it would be. Ever since he has been smoking cigars the size of U.S.S. Enterprise but that's not evidence of a massive phallic obsession, no chance of that. We know what Bill Clinton did with cigars, sick fuck such as he is, but we're afraid to discover whatever twisted crap Jerry Springer does with them.
Maybe someday there will be the Jerry Springer show which features, "Just what the fuck does Jerry Springer do with those monster cigars?" That would top "Trailer Park Lesbians in Love Triangles" and go all the way to the top. One thing you know for sure is Wolf Blitzer will watch.
Now (sob) Jerry Springer will never be (sob) Kappelmeister nor a (sob) Bürgermeister.
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