The need to understand Klingon before understanding a weather report is a bit annoying. The world survived for millennia without polar vortices but this year we have one and, voila, we're all going to die ... at least everyone in the North.
Voodoo said he thought it was a killer band name. I agreed but thought it needed more.
Aha. Fukashima Meltdown! Now we can die from two disasters at the same time and what's more rock than that.
So now we have Polar Vortex and the Fukashima Meltdowns. They will be doing their big hit, "We're All Screwed and We're All Going to Die."
The lyrics to the song are the same as the title. It's ok that the lyrics only have the same line repeated over and over as the song only has one chord and the bass only has one string. It's a little bit punk.
We are all going to die, tho. It won't be from the radiation but rather the meltdown in Number Five is from fuel rods they can't remove. As the heat goes up, the radioactive slug will bore a hole that goes to the center of the Earth and releases the magma that goes up through the same giant hole, making it bigger as it goes, until it finally explodes on the surface and all of Japan turns into a gigantic volcano. The tidal wave from it wipes out half of China and all of the US West Coast. There won't be anything left of California except a bunch of acoustic guitars floating on the surface.
But here in Texas it should stay dry so we might live.
Maybe.
Ohhhhh, take it away PeeeVeeee: "We're All Screwed and We're All Going to Die"
Voodoo said he thought it was a killer band name. I agreed but thought it needed more.
Aha. Fukashima Meltdown! Now we can die from two disasters at the same time and what's more rock than that.
So now we have Polar Vortex and the Fukashima Meltdowns. They will be doing their big hit, "We're All Screwed and We're All Going to Die."
The lyrics to the song are the same as the title. It's ok that the lyrics only have the same line repeated over and over as the song only has one chord and the bass only has one string. It's a little bit punk.
We are all going to die, tho. It won't be from the radiation but rather the meltdown in Number Five is from fuel rods they can't remove. As the heat goes up, the radioactive slug will bore a hole that goes to the center of the Earth and releases the magma that goes up through the same giant hole, making it bigger as it goes, until it finally explodes on the surface and all of Japan turns into a gigantic volcano. The tidal wave from it wipes out half of China and all of the US West Coast. There won't be anything left of California except a bunch of acoustic guitars floating on the surface.
But here in Texas it should stay dry so we might live.
Maybe.
Ohhhhh, take it away PeeeVeeee: "We're All Screwed and We're All Going to Die"
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