United States Olympic athletes are advised to do everything possible to show people Americans are the biggest pussies on the planet. Most countries already know this but what the athletes are being asked to do will settle it forever: U.S. Olympic athletes warned against wearing uniforms outside venues in Sochi
There were terrorist warnings about Americans most of the time I was riding about Europe and, except for one puffed-up little trollop in France and a couple of fleabag junkies in Scotland, people could not possibly have been nicer. Any terrorist could have taken me out with a dime store slingshot as it was pretty obvious I wasn't from around there.
People are just quivering in fear in this country and part of it is because there's never been a war here. The Civil war doesn't count as the statistics show that to this day Americans enjoy killing each other. They only get excited when people from other countries try to kill them. (Huffington Post: At Least 9,900 People Have Died From Guns In The U.S. Since The Newtown Shooting: Slate)
There was even some Dagwood who was saying on the news that the Olympics are just too dangerous now, largely because of what happened in Munich quite a few years ago. Yah, and that's right, everything is just too dangerous. It's too dangerous to wash your hands unless you use anti-bacterial soap, it's too dangerous to drink soda pop with sugar, and it's too dangerous to represent a despotic government that drone bombs civilians.
Hmm...on second thought. Maybe they shouldn't wear those uniforms.
There were terrorist warnings about Americans most of the time I was riding about Europe and, except for one puffed-up little trollop in France and a couple of fleabag junkies in Scotland, people could not possibly have been nicer. Any terrorist could have taken me out with a dime store slingshot as it was pretty obvious I wasn't from around there.
People are just quivering in fear in this country and part of it is because there's never been a war here. The Civil war doesn't count as the statistics show that to this day Americans enjoy killing each other. They only get excited when people from other countries try to kill them. (Huffington Post: At Least 9,900 People Have Died From Guns In The U.S. Since The Newtown Shooting: Slate)
There was even some Dagwood who was saying on the news that the Olympics are just too dangerous now, largely because of what happened in Munich quite a few years ago. Yah, and that's right, everything is just too dangerous. It's too dangerous to wash your hands unless you use anti-bacterial soap, it's too dangerous to drink soda pop with sugar, and it's too dangerous to represent a despotic government that drone bombs civilians.
Hmm...on second thought. Maybe they shouldn't wear those uniforms.
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