Monday, June 6, 2016

What's Hot on the Blog 6/5

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Establishment GOP - it's one majorly comical thing when the PlastiDems are so taken by the (cough) progressive Hillary Clinton while at the same time Establishment GOP seriously considers voting for her.  Clinton is progressive in the same way as setting up Olympics for dinosaurs to discover which is fastest.

Inspired - people all over Facebook are talking of their undying love for Muhammad Ali and how much he inspired them ... but they will still vote for Trump or Clinton so we don't fookin' believe a word of it

Happy Birthday - boundless wishes of happiness for Mystery Lady plus a wish for some pelicans at the party.  No party is ever really cool unless it has pelicans so we can wait for someone to ask why pelicans always fly single file.  That's when we know that person is too stoned and it's time to go home.

You can see from the other dates, there wasn't much written yesterday.  There was some surprisingly satisfying Galaxy Guitar time and that was suitably boisterous to re-define social network ennui into some audio ass-whoopin'.

After all, the only reason for the success of the social networks is because TV got so fucking awful.  You had to know after "The Sopranos," something bad was going to happen to entertainment.  You could see incipient social network sensibilities in Tony the Mafia Guy getting all worked up for a duck which landed in his rich bitch gangster swimming pool.  There was all of Facebook in a single episode and, regrettably, I watched it because some friends were saying, oh, oh, oh, you have to see the coolness of this show.

So I saw "The Sopranos" and it did for cinema what Mad magazine did for literature so now we can't have nice things and only get Facebook instead.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Happy Birthday to Mystery Lady Plus a Silas Video

May this day be adorned with those little yellow finches which love the seeds from coneflowers, birds which know much better songs than pigeons, maybe some midgets driving clown cars with big rubber horns, and a little dog looking at you like you came down from Olympus to play with it and that little dog is so dayum happy about that.  Plus some pelicans because no party is complete until the pelicans arrive.

Most of all, may some of those special paints materialize from somewhere so you can do more art things without ever setting a finger on a computer.  Damn those infernal machines and their digital art in which they think an algorithm is the same thing as a nuance and IBM's WATSON is the one true God.


With this day comes the magic number and attainment of it means we no longer exist in their world and that's outstanding ... because ...

because ...

it means we can do any damn thing we want and anyone who sees it will just think, well, that one's old.  You know how they get.


Well, I don't know how we get but I'm interested to discover and I'm damn glad you made that cut!


The most recent birthday memory is when it came the night of the show at the 20th Century.  That whole evening you were being Mother Goose to help others get set to play their parts with nary a word about, hey, this is my day.  Doing the set with you on that stage was a supreme moment for me and I hope it brings a smile as you recall it.

We sure did do some crazy stuff and I'm quite sure as long as either of us keeps coming up with more crazy stuff then both of us will continue doing just that.





Not much of a birthday present but, woe is me, I don't got much.  The songs have nothing to do with birthdays but they are fun and they won't make any rainbows but hopefully they at least make some sparks.

Note:  this is the same video I uploaded yesterday but the audio bugged me so this version of it has been through a wash / rinse cycle in Final Cut so I could jiggle the audio a tad.  Now it can be pushed to a much higher volume without leaving your ears bruised and bleeding.  The sound still isn't exactly coitus immaculatus but I like to think it's a better go than the raw sound for the other and that version is still online for the moment.

Inspired as Ever by Muhammad Ali

Few have ever stood so forthrightly for peace, human rights, and human values than Muhammad Ali and he gave up everything to hold those values.  In a world in which most are just flapjaw pundits or quoting things flapjaw pundits said, Muhammad Ali always delivered what he said ... except he defeated Sonny Liston in six rounds instead of his predicted seven.

Thus far, we have not seen Megyn Kelly deliver a white Santa ... or any gift for comedy, for that matter.  She's not daring enough to be Kaley Cuoco but Penny isn't either.  At least Penny is funny and we like that better anyway.


Much of my own life I categorize as assault from the Establishment since it comes from everywhere the moment you step outside of wherever you live.  Battery is the actual hitting whereas assault is the hallway propaganda spreading at work, it's the jingoistic stickers which pop up all over the workplace and surrounding to support our troops, it's the commercial news media, and it's every other medium they can use to impose their thinking on the land.


Sometimes it's even your family and the first blast of believe or die was ten or so years back when it was a matter of support the GOP or we hate you and you're no longer a member of the family because you're disgusting filth who should die before the rubbish haulers come back around next week to haul your dead ass away.

That destroyed the family but it didn't shake my beliefs and things have largely settled down from that with the camps now clear there's no point in trying to change the other since it's not going to happen.  A truce won't rebuild a family but at least it holds a peace.


Then another took a shot at the title and did the same thing.  Believe or die, I have seen the truth.  All we see from this is nothing was learned from the first time.  I have never cracked under intimidation and it damn sure won't crack me now.

The simple thought is I won't listen to reason but I suggest there is no reasoning when you're preaching dogma, particularly when it comes from somewhere else.


I'm not the one who rolled over and I stand firmly on my ol' Dad's philosophy nothing counts but the win.  It's got to be the full package of peace in our time, equal rights for all, and fairness in every way.  Anything less is a cheap cop and we have never accepted that as a standard.


(Ed:  you didn't go to jail for it!)

I would have seen more people in my life if I had been in jail, many more.  I probably would have played there too ... because it would have been a way to stay alive since fighting sure as hell would not have worked.  Out here nothing matters except staying away from the tyrants.

(Ed:  you don't play now!)

I was playing twice today, once with "I Love Rats" as kind of a speed test and once working up some clean chords to make something pretty; that went surprisingly well.  There would have been a third time but Yevette crashed and I won't use headphones for playing anymore.

Two things stop the music: the first is the ability to do it and the second is oppression.  Why the first goes up and down is not clear but the effect of oppression is consistent and immediate, the music stops.

I'm advised playing which is not a live performance is just masturbation but it's my perception it's the other way around.  Unless I have reason to believe coming out to masturbate in front of a crowd will at least give someone a smile rather than a laugh, I have zero reason to do it.

(Ed:  what the hell oppression is the problem?)

Any of it but most typical is grinding in-yer-face personally-offended GOP provincialism.  My feelings are hurt and, goddamnit, you did it with your pagan beliefs and your idolatrous economics.  My mind goes into Catch-22 overload from that and the music stops.


I don't understand the purpose of intimidation since the only way it is possible from this blog is if you choose to come to read it; we don't send it to your televisions and we don't make bumper stickers for your cars.  We don't even pony up the few dollars needed for some tacky highway billboards.

The first billboard down here reads "GOD IS TRUTH" and then, a little way down the road, there's another which advises "VISIT MAGIC MOUNTAIN WHERE BALLS ROLL UPHILL!"

From this we understand easily why Lady Bird Johnson was so vocal in trying to prevent highway billboards so we could Beautify America.  As you can see along any highway in America, particularly the stretch between Little Rock and Texarkana in Arkansas and Texas, no-one listened and the highways are a visual blight on the face of the Earth, disgracing the country in the eyes of any visiting traveler.


There's more intimidation from the Clinton-o-Matic on CNN as they ask How to Nudge Bernie Sanders out of the race.  The implication is Clinton has already won and he should get the hell out of the way but the premise isn't true and it's just another duplicitous outrage to suggest it.


More firmly than ever, we will not roll over.  There is only one path to peace and there isn't one breathing human who does not know how to do it.  The only question is why do you hesitate and games with words only waste time when you know already the answer.


I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be.  I'm free to be what I want.  Muhammad Ali

I'm the one to die when it's time for me to die so let me live my life the way I want to.  Jimi Hendrix

Establishment GOP Looks at a Vote for Clinton

For GOP to consider any Clinton for anything except tarring and feathering is notable, that they consider voting for her may even be breathtaking.

The surface logic is obvious as seemingly they think the Frump outmatches the Trump.  In our view, that's only a race for last but anyone supporting a military/industrial complex already knows it will come in last, the mystery is why it doesn't seem to matter to them.

(Ed:  why should it come in last?)

It pays trillions over the years for military equipment it can't even use unless the plan is to kill the planet.


At first that makes no sense whatsoever since an Establishment GOP categorically hates the Affordable Care Act and yet Clinton says she will expand it.  That any Establishment GOP would vote for her tells me they don't believe she will do it and they don't believe she would succeed if she tried anyway.

We agree with that assessment since it's pandering fantasy to even suggest it's affordable, particularly while at the same time trying to ramp up any offensive engagement in the Middle East.  Extending health care to those who cannot afford it is just about the most cynical move which could be made regarding socialized medicine insofar as it will focus an tight-beam spotlight on the cost for the people with the least ability to pay and will thus guarantee vilification and animosity for poor people like you have never seen before.

So, we don't think they believe a word of her pitch on that and for good reason.


Likely they're all in favor of Clinton's suggested militarism since they get such a big bang out of that sort of thing anyway.  They don't much like participating but they love watching it on television.  Perhaps you recall George Bush in America's most ludicrous reality show when he said, "I'm the War President!"

In reality, he never went to any war and he was just another pipsqueak in a little room sending young men to die.  No flies on you, bitch.

So we already know they love her militarism although they should be careful with what they wish for since actual military has cautioned against her willful recklessness and, as we saw in Afghanistan, if she needs a military story, she just invents one.


Establishment GOP obviously loves her trade policies since all of them since Bill Clinton are simply extensions of Reagan's voodoo economics (e.g. sending American jobs to China is good for America).  Since Clinton has said she no longer supports the TransPacific Partnership, what we see is the Establishment GOP doesn't believe she has really changed and will flip if she's elected.

We agree with their assessment of her in that regard since Establishment GOP doesn't seem to pay much attention to the things she says and, given her record, why would anyone but rather they look at the things Bill Clinton has already done and look for any substantive difference without finding one.  Bill Clinton sold out the workers so Hillary Clinton will likely do it too.

That's simplistic thinking but there's no reason to disagree with it.


We suspect the most likely reason for Establishment GOP support for Clinton is her history with Goldman Sachs.  That showed them her price and now she's just a commodity to them so they're deciding if her corruption is a good value for their insidious purpose.  Goldman Sachs thought she was worth a bribe over well over half a million dollars and, frankly, the GOP can buy Republican candidates one hell of a lot cheaper than that.  After all, to get Sarah Palin, they only had to promise her a cover on People magazine.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

What's Hot on the Blog 6/4

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Donald Trump - odd to see interest suddenly pop up for a year-old article

What's Hot

Match - insulting Putin with second-rate gunboat diplomacy is childish and will inevitably fail

Dick Gregory - he talks about shining a light for change and Muhammad Ali will be shining brightly for years to come in the example he set

Silas Scarborough - video recording from four years ago or so

Why Do - odd thing how much Millennials talk so often of their sex lives

What's Hot

What's Hot

The Crushing - a lament for a computer game

Germany - interesting to see a lackluster response given the intensely hypocritical relationship with Erdogan the U.S. entertains

Silas Scarborough Live Playing Fast with No Funny Hats (video)

"Love in the Cemetery" followed by "I Love Rats" and both are quick but these are some fast-moving rats.  These are songs for the sheer merry hell of it with the first one great for killing people and the second one perfect for adoration of rats.  The "Love in the Cemetery" video featured a vampire and many people died.  It was so sad ... so sad I had not recorded the song longer so we could kill more people.  Girls were lining up, I want to get killed by the vampire too, me too, me too!

Yes, that was the Day of the Great Second Life Vampire Riot, long may it be remembered and commemorated.

Your call whether this is playing the fool or joie de vivre ... or death in the case of number of female avatars (i.e. victims).

Start the video at 1:35 into it since one exceptionally thick video editor (i.e. me) uploaded the wrong one.




In hearing "I Love Rats," the thinking immediately goes, are you such a sniveling wimp you cannot do this anymore?

Actually it went to be more reckless with it and that went just fine with the fingers a little stingy but feeling swell.  The video was probably recorded around 2013 so I can cheerfully advise the moves have not disintegrated since then.

Dick Gregory Talks of Shining a Light and The Champ Always Did That

This is a great story more so than a great image, but it’s still well worth a mention. Ali had been passing a high-rise building in 1981 when he noticed a commotion; a man was threatening to commit suicide by jumping from the ninth floor. Ali asked the police officers if he could help and duly coaxed the troubled man down from the ledge.

Photograph: Bettmann/Corbis


Dick Gregory talks starting 7:00 into it and he eulegizes Muhammad Ali indirectly about a year ago in a brilliant discussion about shining a light which means something.  For example, he observes black people got the right to vote before women so what does that tell you.  If you're interested to hear his thoughts on that, watch the video at +7:00 into it.

He talks for about ten minutes and the words are incredibly insightful.

Note:  Lewis Black does the intro and then the outro sets for the evening.

Why Do Millennials Make Such a Big Deal About Fucking

The hippies talked and talked and then talked and talked some more about the Sexual Revolution, the Summer of Love, and, hey there, Mumsie and Dadsie, we're just fucking like mad.  How do you like our revolt so far.

The hippies were not aware this was not the first sexual revolution and there was probably more bedroom buffoonery in the Nineteenth Century, albeit without the magical protection of The Pill, that wonderful prescription which Changed Everything.

For a brief period in time, there was Fucking Without Penalty since the worst sexually-transmitted disease was syphilis and don't you catch that type of syphilis going around in Vietnam.  That one is incurable and the Army will put you on an island from which there is no escape to quarantine anyone who catches it.

(Ed:  fo' real?)

Who knows but that story was all over the place in the military.


The glory in Free-for-All Fucking lasted until HIV and, what do you know, gay people got smacked down again.  Ever since, practicing safe sex has been the key to enjoying a non-deceased status ... but ... the Millennials have come to understanding and acceptance of that situation so now they're fucking like Bonobo apes again.

The difference between that and most times in history except for the sixties Sexual Revolution is they talk about it so much.  We couldn't figure out why they do this since hippies talked about it so much people got tired of hearing it.  Oh, you're fucking a lot?  Well, gee, that's, um, radical, isn't it.


The Millennials have at least twelve different flavors of transgender and who knows how many more for unaltered genders with our favorite being the metrosexual; we do confess we're not sure what a metrosexual does but we suspect it fucks city buses.

We don't want to be too judgmental since maybe a city bus likes it in the tailpipe but we don't understand all the verbosity about it.  We get it that Millennials enjoy a whole lot of bone time but why, why, why do they talk about it so much.


But then the epiphany came.  The hippies were rebelling against the Victorian sexuality and pseudo-morality of the pre-sixties times and rejected those hateful attitudes toward women, their acceptance of backroom abortion chop shops, or any of the other horrors of those pre-sixties times.

The epiphany is the Millennials are doing the same thing only this time it's focused on American fundamentalists with their abstinence programs or any of their other inane plans to deny the teenage sexuality which has been happening all along or, for that matter, sexuality in general.

Note:  there isn't any sexual abstinence program in America which has ever worked, not one, not once.


That the so-called controversy now focuses on North Carolina's toilets has been an intense puzzle since who even cares North Carolina exists much less what they do in their toilets.  It's like wondering what Orrin Hatch does in Utah and the answer is invariably what difference does it make; he's like the desert version of Mitch McConnell.  The Sand People like him, we suppose.


But then the epiphany because the Millennials have taken their own sexual revolution right to the heart of American Fundamentalist Hell.  Taking it to the Voodoo States (i.e. Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and, to some extent, Georgia) would have added Voodoo to the equation but North Carolina is straight-up (or straight-down) American Fundamentalism so now the Millennial (cough) Woodstock is in a North Carolina toilet.

We doubt Jimi Hendrix would play there but, as we've seen, there are no other artists who will play in North Carolina anywhere but it's still highly similar to Woodstock since the toilets didn't work there either (i.e. there was no way to empty them).


As to the Millennial Woodstock, think August 2019 and don't even be telling me the Fiftieth Anniversary of Woodstock should be played by a bunch of wheezing geezer hippies in wheelchairs.  We want to see another Summer or Love.  The Millennials have made it loudly obvious they have the sexual chops for it so let's hear some of their damn music instead of insulting us with Taylor Swift and Kanye West.  Let's hear some revolution music and no more of this pipsqueak pablum!

(Ed:  how about let's hear from Adele?)

Fuck you.


(Ed:  what about a Gigant-o-Loll-a-Palooza?)

Oh sure, it's better to have medium geezers instead of wheezing geezers.  Throw out the geezers and let's hear Millennials making some musical whoop ass.  We're sick to fucking death of wheezing geezers, particularly ourselves.

(Ed:  we do egalitarian music in our time, old man!)

Well, we're guessing you will have to sort your shit out if you will have a Woodstock which doesn't suck, won't you.

There are three years to make it happen so instead of yappin' and yakkin' yer shit on Facebook or threatening to show yer boobies on Instagram, how about someone gets cracking on this.

The Crushing Heartbreak of the 2048 Game

The 2048 game is an amusement on Mac desktop machines and likely Apple makes it core software for iPhones, etc.  It's mostly the child's number game with the sliding panels which must move to put the numbers in the correct order or some other type of puzzle of that nature.  For this one the purpose is to align numbers horizontally and vertically to add them.  For example, align 2's to make a 4, align 4's to make an 8, etc.

We had thought, given the 2048 name, the purpose of the game is to achieve a score of 2048 to win.  Then we get the Big Prize, the balloons fall from the ceiling and we go to Heaven to claim the seventy-two virgins.

But that did not happen.  We finally achieved 2048 but there was no Big Prize nor balloons and, worst of all, nor seventy-two virgins.  It just kept on going.

So now we're supposed to do it again.  At that moment we realized we had been fooled again even after The Who said we wouldn't.  The game has no more goal than American foreign policy which seeks only to make more of itself.

Pfft

We can more easily go back to CNN to watch the idiotic foreign policy because that way saves the keystrokes of that stupid game.


We're pissed off for the same reason we hate television serials even though we now understand the attraction in Game of Thrones is just the boobies.  We had thought it was more but we should have known better.

We don't want to see something on television and know every minute the show is just setting up the way to entice me to come back next week ... to see more boobies and watch more of their commercials, most likely for IBM's WATSON which is rapidly becoming the most annoying software on the planet after Windows.  WATSON is just the pseudo-liberal manifestation of Facebook insofar as it peruses whatever you have written to come up with divine insights.  They call it Artificial Intelligence but we call it Exactly the Same Intelligence as in not much.


Computer games now go back to the status they have enjoyed on my computers for decades:  they're banned.

Matching the Best Mind on the Political Stage: Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin was once deeply-involved with STASI, East Germany's secret police and couldn't have been expected to play more of a role in the future except as just one more totalitarian Soviet despot.  Instead he has emerged as the most progressive and positive political leader on the planet.

Some may disagree with that assessment but online (cough) debates are trivial and it only counts in this game if you face him on the chessboard but we don't see anyone doing that and have not seen even a near match for Putin in anyone except Merkel.

America has never achieved global adulthood in this context since that country only bluffs and intimidates, there's nothing more sophisticated in their relations than a high school kid who settles problems by causing more of them in a fist fight.

England, ever since Tony Blair, is just a sorry shadow of American foreign policy and the Empire doesn't have to announce it's dead and buried when the Tory Prime Ministers have made it painfully obvious with every move, even going so far with Cameron as to sell off the Royal Mail.

Germany has shown remarkable acceptance of its role in the Holocaust and contrast to that comes from America where there is largely denial for any responsibility in genocide committed against American Indians or England's acceptance of what it did in any of its colonies.  Of the mature nations of the world, Germany occupies a high position because of the honesty of the country about its past.

Japan has not demonstrated anything since WWII except the same imperial drives it showed back then as demonstrated in their caterwauling about some islands in the South China Sea.  Like England, Japan is another pitfart little island which grew far beyond its value and now subsides in the face of more powerful systems in the Neo-Socialism of China and Russia which not only does socialism better, they're vastly better at capitalism as well since they're sure eating the Western lunch with no trouble.

The Scandinavian countries took Socialism to the most beneficial extreme after Communism showed the world how to distort it into political hell.  The Nordic countries enjoy the highest standards of living in the world and are consequently judged to be the most mature of the adult nations.


The lack of imagination in American foreign policy was identified overseas decades ago and the dark irony is they have used America's abusive financial practices in lending against itself and observed just keep loaning them money and sooner or later they will strangle on it.  The evidence of a twenty trillion dollar debt with no hope of paying it off speaks for itself.  

Welcome to Goldman Sachs style financial management.  You laughed when you did it to Greece and now enjoy that laughter while the world does it to you.


We of the Rockhouse have no doubt Bernie Sanders is the only adult on the American political stage with the intellectual skills needed to match wits with Vladimir Putin.  Miss Bluster Baggage and the Haystack Boy offer nothing different from any of the typical brinksmanship of the sixty+ years of the Cold War.  Expectation of any different result from them isn't just fantasy, it's completely fucking stupid.

The question in the primaries isn't whether these bluster bitches can assault each other about penis sizes or whichever pol is most crooked but rather who will look like anything more than a raving lunatic in dealing with Vladimir Putin.  Given the evidence of the exchanges between the Trump and the Frump, Putin can easily see America wants to continue being a simple-minded pain in the ass and the next eight years will be just another global nuisance without any real progress.