The Rockhouse was not aware of any association between Sasquatch and the ganja but it seems he has been reborn in Massachusetts as a nug.
While you may have heard of Sasquatch, the large and hairy humanoid creature that walks on its hind legs, a new breed of Bigfoot has been discovered in Western Massachusetts: Pot Sasquatch.
A person dressed as a ginormous nugget of weed had a great time trolling WWLP meteorologist Jennifer Pagliei during her coverage of the winter storm which plowed through the northeastern United States on Thursday. Just as Pagliei started to deliver her live update, the Pot Sasquatch creeped into the shot, surprising her when she turned around to show off the snowfall.
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Here's the most auspicious weather report with Jennifer Pagliei and Pot Sasquatch and without anyone talking over her as she tries to deal with stoner Bigfoot. Brave li'l lassie, isn't she.
She should have said, "Fuck this. I'm taking a few toks with Pot Sasquatch. What kind of miserable fucking mutant heathen bastard sends a girl out into arse-grinding cold with thundering and lightning blizzard bullshit like this just for some high and dry giggles in the fucking newsroom. Step on up, Pot Sasquatch. Spark it, bud. Suck this, Springfield."
In sum, there's a mixed recommendation for New England since living anywhere which is subject to blizzards massively sucks but any place with ganja is definitely the primo when it generates the thinking that walking around in a Sasquatch suit in the middle of that blizzard is a good idea.
While you may have heard of Sasquatch, the large and hairy humanoid creature that walks on its hind legs, a new breed of Bigfoot has been discovered in Western Massachusetts: Pot Sasquatch.
A person dressed as a ginormous nugget of weed had a great time trolling WWLP meteorologist Jennifer Pagliei during her coverage of the winter storm which plowed through the northeastern United States on Thursday. Just as Pagliei started to deliver her live update, the Pot Sasquatch creeped into the shot, surprising her when she turned around to show off the snowfall.
- YouTube
Here's the most auspicious weather report with Jennifer Pagliei and Pot Sasquatch and without anyone talking over her as she tries to deal with stoner Bigfoot. Brave li'l lassie, isn't she.
She should have said, "Fuck this. I'm taking a few toks with Pot Sasquatch. What kind of miserable fucking mutant heathen bastard sends a girl out into arse-grinding cold with thundering and lightning blizzard bullshit like this just for some high and dry giggles in the fucking newsroom. Step on up, Pot Sasquatch. Spark it, bud. Suck this, Springfield."
In sum, there's a mixed recommendation for New England since living anywhere which is subject to blizzards massively sucks but any place with ganja is definitely the primo when it generates the thinking that walking around in a Sasquatch suit in the middle of that blizzard is a good idea.
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