The Hipster Millennial Ganja Man Looks Good in a Mug Shot

Evangelo Tavelaris, 28, of Clark Road is charged with one count of third-degree and two counts of fifth-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and first-degree criminal possession of marijuana, each felonies. He was charged with seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and unlawfully growing cannabis, each misdemeanors.

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How do you like that hipster mustache which seems to be two mustaches at once.  It must be part of his morning hipster work-up to get the wax and twist up that mustache.  Glory.


All those degrees are confusing and that's difficult to accomplish with a fifty-year stoner.  Fifth-degree criminal possession ... WTF?  He also hit the seventh degree on something else so maybe one more and he earns the criminal black belt.  Unknown.


This character is not cool and we see it from his merchandise.

State police seized:

• "Thousands of dollars" in growing equipment.
• 113 marijuana plants.
• 7 pounds of dried marijuana.
• 6 pounds of concentrated cannabis oil.
• 4 pounds of concentrated cannabis candies.
• Over 200 vials of concentrated cannabis oil, "packaged to be sold."
• 180 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
• Morphine and Clonazepam pills.
• Crack cocaine.
• Three long guns "hidden inside the home."
• $4,000 in cash.

When he sells soul-sucking narcotic drugs, he becomes just another goddamn pusher ... with a whacko mustache and a nice suit.


Hipster Ganja Man wasn't satisfied with running a grow house which can make quite a bundle of dollars even though it's small.  He got greedy and branched out but then he became Hipster Hellboy.

Note:  I never saw the movie and don't know if Hellboy was the good guy or the bad guy but I have zero interest in watching it to learn.