Tuesday, February 28, 2017

When Sex Really Doesn't Matter Anymore

The first cathouse mostly populated by robos is opening soon in Spain and you will be able to make appointments to dally with those delectable digital damsels (i.e. sex robos) soon.  (RT:  Come on, Barbie, let’s go party: Europe’s first sex doll brothel opens in Barcelona (PHOTOS))

Here's your very own incarnation of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory only this chocolate is sexy ... or it would be if any real chocolate were in it.


- RT

Holy mackerel!  Check out the size of those bazongas, huh.

Asians may have many things but large breasts are not among them and they're as uncommon as, say, Israelis with big hearts.

Ed:  you miserable anti-Semitic prick!

As you may notice, American Jews do not bomb people when you go near their houses whereas Israeli Jews do it all the time.  Therefore, I submit Judaism has nothing to do with it and people become evil pricks when they go to Israel.

Ed:  Israel just demonstrates more of the nationalism seen elsewhere

Yah, we have seen what nationalism does and it brings to humanity the same thing syphilis brings to love ... which brings us back to the primary topic.


This could be the beginning of a new sexual revolution.  Brits and Americans go to Thailand to fuck children or do whatever they do with ladyboys.  Spain is already a favorite for Brits so starting the robo sex revolution for them in that country is an excellent choice.

Ed:  you won't change the destination for sex tourists unless you make the robos look like children

That's not a problem, Dagwood.  We only have to modify the molding process somewhat to crank out sex robos at any age the customer desires and, here's the beauty part:  it's not pedophilia because they're not human.

Ed:  you're the sickest motherfucker since Gollum!

Lighten up, Premature Excoriator, since my only engagement with sex robos is within the context of reporting on the robo evolution which, like most things, the majority of people deny.

Ed:  except when you're a Brit and want to screw one while you're on holiday

Roger that, Dagwood.


Ed:  can you still catch venereal diseases from them?

Of course since the bacteria or virus only needs someplace to wait for you and will work just the same once you arrive.

Q:  Why don't you use the same chicken euphemism as others and say such maladies are sexually-transmitted diseases?

Ed:  because the euphemism only meant people don't take them seriously and get more of them.


Sex workers are typically required to get regular medical inspections everywhere except America where they still pretend prostitution doesn't happen or if it does they pretend they can control it.

Maybe you have heard of some type of inspection planned for robo sex workers but the Rockhouse has missed that announcement.

Ed:  if these robos are so damn smart, they should be able to inspect themselves for medical safety!

They don't do anything of that nature but they give great head.

Ed:  do they?

Dunno but probably not.


Prospective punters will be glad to know that each of the dolls are “thoroughly disinfected” after each use, though which unfortunate person has that job is unknown.

Sex doll brothels have already proven popular in Japan and China - whether the Spanish will have a similar taste for these silicon companions remains to be seen.

- RT

There you have it.  There's no state inspection of robo sex dolls but, trust us, we will do that for you.


Ed:  all of this comes from sexual repression in the church!

Well, it's tough to tag the church when China and Japan are leading the loser way with sex robos and Christianity hasn't sold so well in those countries but free love looks like it must be booming.

Ed:  maybe we will see an uprising from human hookers who will sue the robo cathouses for restraint of trade?

The taxi drivers tried that against Uber ... and got nowhere whatsoever.


Welcome to This is the Future and Why Didn't People Think to Do More With It.  Now we have robo cathouses.  Fly me to the fuckin' Moon, huh.

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