Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Elves of Cthulhu Meet Steven Wright

The meeting has not happened yet and may not for some while because Yevette has crashed after hours and hours of medicomania in Dallas.  There was no emergency as sometimes I just do it for the fun of it because I like the smell of ether.

He will also need to comment on a church sign which said GOD IS ON THE MOVE.

After such a statement, inevitably there will be questions.  The questions would never come from a Texas Christian but they don't care because there are two guaranteed jobs any loser can get in Texas.  The first is to become a preacher and if you can't even handle that then you can get a job on the Texas school board burning books.

Note 1:  Texas had an excellent reputation for quality textbooks for high school but now the state is just one more evangelical embarrassment and one more reason America should be in quarantine until that disease is brought under control.

Note 2:  the book burning had to have started under George Bush because there's no way Ann Richards would have tolerated that disgrace in the guise of education.


Mike Huckabee, the self-proclaimed evangelical preacher, may have spent millions on his Presidential campaign.



Did you hear of Huckabee buying any water bottles for a buck and a half?

Me either.

Huckabee can preach all day long about gay marriage but all this kid wants is a drink of water.

And that's the difference between religion and spirituality.

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