Donald Trump said it was an honor to be defeated by Ted Cruz, the same one Trump was calling a liar yesterday. Looks like his spin-off debate was just a Midwestern Hayride ... but at least it had jokes like Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee taking part.
Ted Cruz is sure the pride of the GOP since they know he's a sleazy, unethical, and vicious bastard who won't get anywhere near Heaven unless Walmart buys it.
Every GOP maiden's dream is Marco Rubio just now. That smarmy fucking Boy Scout doesn't have an original idea in his head but he might have dimples. They seem to like that.
Even the Goldwater Republicans like Rubio but, after all, what else have they got; none of the others copped enough delegates to trade for a bus ticket home.
Well, at least Rubio doesn't seem to cut himself shaving anymore.
Mike Huckabee dropped out and said, "Thanks for all your support." Of course, if there had been any, he would not drop out. #ImWithHuck
Meanwhile, the Contessa le Fiorina is mixing up a cauldron with kittens she is sacrificing to the Dark Lord to put curse spells on her opponents.
Ben Carson was wearing native dress and doing ritual dances.
(Ed: native to what?)
Native American
(Ed: Ben Carson is an American Indian?)
He thinks he is. Don't upset him. He gets mixed-up. Advisors think Carly Fiorina put a hex on him to make him say crazy things. Bitch is evil.
Meanwhile, Clinton is down in the soup somewhere. The Queen of Sheba with her Pros from Dover political machine did zero better than Bernie Sanders who did not take one dime from the banksters or any other aspect of Clinton's corrupt war machine. The result is not much surprising. If he had swamped her, it would have been a gas to see but that wasn't realistic.
Sanders gained big credibility because people were getting it about him but still couldn't quite believe he can beat Clinton. Well, he matched Clinton on the very first round.
Clinton has only got the middle of road Boomers and they're almost as resistant to information as the Donald Trump bowling team. Millennials go for Sanders and hopefully this boost in credibility will bring more of them out to vote.
We want to see Bernie Sanders running with Elizabeth Warren as Vice-President. That instantly eliminates Hillary Clinton boob privilege and puts her on-task for specifically justifying how she gets away with letting the banks slide. You seriously think Elizabeth Warren will let her get away on that. Clinton will be nailed with a Socialist Left double-barreled shotgun. Who cares where it hits her. Anywhere near her and she will explode. Nothin' left but feathers and a slight memory of her annoying presence.
In the final Presidential race, it would be one bizarre situation with Ted Cruz. They can't battle on ideology because Cruz doesn't have one. He's stopped the country before and he will stop it again. His ability to impede progress is astounding but there's never been any more purpose to it other than making sure Obama can't get anything done. He's a singularly useless cretin but put a suit on him and, whammo, the GOP makes him a star.
Rubio against Sanders would be like sending the caddy to play Tiger Woods at the PGA Golfing Championships.
Donald Trump won't be there. His narcissism is already killing him and his Midwestern Hayride debate was just a joke. Nobody has to stop him as he will stop himself.
Ted Cruz is sure the pride of the GOP since they know he's a sleazy, unethical, and vicious bastard who won't get anywhere near Heaven unless Walmart buys it.
Every GOP maiden's dream is Marco Rubio just now. That smarmy fucking Boy Scout doesn't have an original idea in his head but he might have dimples. They seem to like that.
Even the Goldwater Republicans like Rubio but, after all, what else have they got; none of the others copped enough delegates to trade for a bus ticket home.
Well, at least Rubio doesn't seem to cut himself shaving anymore.
Mike Huckabee dropped out and said, "Thanks for all your support." Of course, if there had been any, he would not drop out. #ImWithHuck
Meanwhile, the Contessa le Fiorina is mixing up a cauldron with kittens she is sacrificing to the Dark Lord to put curse spells on her opponents.
Ben Carson was wearing native dress and doing ritual dances.
(Ed: native to what?)
Native American
(Ed: Ben Carson is an American Indian?)
He thinks he is. Don't upset him. He gets mixed-up. Advisors think Carly Fiorina put a hex on him to make him say crazy things. Bitch is evil.
Meanwhile, Clinton is down in the soup somewhere. The Queen of Sheba with her Pros from Dover political machine did zero better than Bernie Sanders who did not take one dime from the banksters or any other aspect of Clinton's corrupt war machine. The result is not much surprising. If he had swamped her, it would have been a gas to see but that wasn't realistic.
Sanders gained big credibility because people were getting it about him but still couldn't quite believe he can beat Clinton. Well, he matched Clinton on the very first round.
Clinton has only got the middle of road Boomers and they're almost as resistant to information as the Donald Trump bowling team. Millennials go for Sanders and hopefully this boost in credibility will bring more of them out to vote.
We want to see Bernie Sanders running with Elizabeth Warren as Vice-President. That instantly eliminates Hillary Clinton boob privilege and puts her on-task for specifically justifying how she gets away with letting the banks slide. You seriously think Elizabeth Warren will let her get away on that. Clinton will be nailed with a Socialist Left double-barreled shotgun. Who cares where it hits her. Anywhere near her and she will explode. Nothin' left but feathers and a slight memory of her annoying presence.
In the final Presidential race, it would be one bizarre situation with Ted Cruz. They can't battle on ideology because Cruz doesn't have one. He's stopped the country before and he will stop it again. His ability to impede progress is astounding but there's never been any more purpose to it other than making sure Obama can't get anything done. He's a singularly useless cretin but put a suit on him and, whammo, the GOP makes him a star.
Rubio against Sanders would be like sending the caddy to play Tiger Woods at the PGA Golfing Championships.
Donald Trump won't be there. His narcissism is already killing him and his Midwestern Hayride debate was just a joke. Nobody has to stop him as he will stop himself.
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