If you've got a jones going for your caffeine, you will drink that Pepsi warm. You won't like it but you will do it. And you will be glad.
Beer drinkers probably won't do that unless they're Brits but those limeys are a confused lot. They're strangling their economy with BREXIT so refugees can't come into the country ... and strangle the economy. It's no wonder Brits often put their pants on backwards.
You want your beer cold so the question is how much you're willing to spend to get it that way. If your answer was not 'a lot' then you might as well stop reading about blast chillers.
It's Coldline's home offering of a blast chiller and I looked quite a bit but could not find a price for it anywhere. (Digital Trends: Chill your beer in two minutes instead of two hours with this blast chiller)
Ed: that means 'a lot!'
Yep
It looks restaurant versions of this kind of blast chiller device cost several thousand up to almost ten thousand so ...
Ed: that means the home version is 'one hell of a lot!'
Yep
Then I've got to ask myself how many times I ever needed to get a beer cold in two minutes.
Ed: to determine the cost / benefit ratio?
Quite so, Watson.
See, I've got my ultra-cool Designed by Dada kitchen and then I will put this doofy ugly gadget in it and (gasp) it even has an LED.
Ed: that means it probably beeps.
Yep
Ed: hipsters don't drink beer!
OK, so they have to get their lo-cal dandelion wine cold but the gadget is still a suck way to do it.
Ed: how does it work?
The inverter matrix attracts and expels the G particles from the object to be blast chilled and, thus, the temperature drops.
Ed: what is a G particle?
It doesn't exist and it drives physicists crazy trying to find one.
Beer drinkers probably won't do that unless they're Brits but those limeys are a confused lot. They're strangling their economy with BREXIT so refugees can't come into the country ... and strangle the economy. It's no wonder Brits often put their pants on backwards.
You want your beer cold so the question is how much you're willing to spend to get it that way. If your answer was not 'a lot' then you might as well stop reading about blast chillers.
It's Coldline's home offering of a blast chiller and I looked quite a bit but could not find a price for it anywhere. (Digital Trends: Chill your beer in two minutes instead of two hours with this blast chiller)
Ed: that means 'a lot!'
Yep
It looks restaurant versions of this kind of blast chiller device cost several thousand up to almost ten thousand so ...
Ed: that means the home version is 'one hell of a lot!'
Yep
Then I've got to ask myself how many times I ever needed to get a beer cold in two minutes.
Ed: to determine the cost / benefit ratio?
Quite so, Watson.
See, I've got my ultra-cool Designed by Dada kitchen and then I will put this doofy ugly gadget in it and (gasp) it even has an LED.
Ed: that means it probably beeps.
Yep
Ed: hipsters don't drink beer!
OK, so they have to get their lo-cal dandelion wine cold but the gadget is still a suck way to do it.
Ed: how does it work?
The inverter matrix attracts and expels the G particles from the object to be blast chilled and, thus, the temperature drops.
Ed: what is a G particle?
It doesn't exist and it drives physicists crazy trying to find one.
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