Twitticisms 9/3 - 1

09-03-2016 06:06:15 - Over 120 Canadians euthanized since law passed in mid-June | They're not sure how many because they're dead, eh
https://t.co/qeAJdQt79I

09-03-2016 06:00:16 - I ate the bacon once and said the cat did it #StonedConfessions
https://t.co/8HlIopfqRM

09-03-2016 05:57:22 - When I do Stoner Confession, I try to bring some new ones to amuse the Great God Mescalito, Lord of all Trippin' People #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 05:51:16 - Sometimes I try to intercept the thought waves of lizards to help me understand politics #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 05:49:34 - After having inspired more masturbation than the entire Playboy Playmates Soccer Team, Pamela Anderson says it's wrong.

09-03-2016 05:30:42 - We Made Niceballs To Help You Relieve The Stress At Work | Lib's dream as they finally cut off the balls
https://t.co/xyPPyW8tH2

09-03-2016 05:29:13 - Delta Air says outage hurt August revenue by about $100 million | IT Manager said to be hiding in Burma somewhere
https://t.co/j4NO4SdOYQ

09-03-2016 04:46:34 - Ohio middle schoolers treated after possibly eating ghost peppers | Evolution in action in Ohio |
https://t.co/JcLNqMcd86

09-03-2016 04:21:34 - @Wintisx had plenty, moved on. let amateurs croak on them as they will.

09-03-2016 04:20:38 - Sometimes I think of Taylor Swift doing visual kei but that dream usually ends by hanging myself with a rattlesnake #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 04:17:51 - Were you born to be free, li'l stoner monkeys? If not, why not, my brothers and sisters. #StonedConfessions
https://t.co/vcLgNT8O10

09-03-2016 04:16:41 - I once watched X Japan doing "Born to Be Free" eight times in a row. I'm still watching it and audio is PUMPED. 4am. #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 04:13:01 - Falco reminds us of something Santa Clara Police Union knows already: the first kill of the day is the best.
https://t.co/umeAjxneLG

09-03-2016 04:11:36 - @Wintisx the idea of America fixing anything is patently absurd. Tip: lighten up on the narcotics.

09-03-2016 04:07:10 - I once cut the virtual heart out of one of Disney's fucking horrible computer-generated cartoons. I called her Jenny. #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 04:05:49 - Real stoners know the world's problems are fake and the only real matter is bringing back free Saturday morning cartoons #StonedConfessions

09-03-2016 04:02:48 - Bizarre ant colony discovered in an abandoned Polish nuclear bunker | The next civilization comes from the ants
https://t.co/LyOUwOLMjn

09-03-2016 03:32:25 - I went to court before the acid wore off completely one time. The judge looked like a giant frog.   Maybe he was.  #StonedConfessions