Sex and Music - They Don't Teach That in School

Putin has stayed very cool with Ukraine, apparently satisfied with leaving Obama to make a fool of himself ... BUT ... bring out a chick singer with a beard and Ivan goes berserk.  Look at their Western decadence ... look at their depravity ... this needs an international incident.  Some cabinet minster from Moscow was going on about this.

So, let's get this straight, Vladimir. You can stay cool when neoNazis get way out of hand ... BUT ... a chick with a beard flips your vodka-soaked mind.

From this we can conclude that Russkis don't do any better job of teaching sex education than is done in the U.S.  It's odd that Euros, generally, are much better at it although there was a lot of outrage over sex-based and race-based badgering from within Europe toward Conchita Wurst with people 'acting like Americans.'

Who is the most judgmental isn't the most interesting as what intrigues me is how it got that way and why it stays that way.  Europe is generally cooler about it than anywhere else ... so ... what's the difference.

From my own experience, there was no sex education from anywhere.  Sam Kinison reminds of the glory of the teen years:  don't think your girlfriend is going to help.  She won't say a fuckin' word.  You have to figure this out yourself, cowboy.  So listen to a few lessons from Sam ...  (you'll need to get to get his CDs to hear the lessons.  One of them involves the alphabet.  Heed it well.)

Here is more sex education than you will get in every American school combined:


"Jesus Christ, am I being licked or weatherproofed!" - Sam Kinison

In general, the sex education that outrages people so much in U.S. is just the mechanical aspect as to what parts go into what other parts.  If you try to teach any more than that then the teachers get the PTA and al Qaeda coming down on them.  This is unfortunate as the kids never learn anything about socialization.  The protestors said they would be taught in the home and the church ... but that doesn't happen either.

You can see gobs of non-queers all over the place.  They're riddled with more neurosis than the Cuckoo's Nest because they don't know what they want to be and no-one helps them understand.  For most kids, it's hard enough figuring if you want to make music professionally (i.e. starve) but a subset of kids don't even know who they want to be fucking.  Some of them figure it out but a good many of the others don't so they turn violent and start shooting.

And they don't teach music either.  Two of the things that wound up being highly-interesting my life or just about anyone's were not taught at all.  They did teach "Silas Marner," tho.  I'm grateful for that.

Later in high school one can join the school band.  But that means going to a lot of football games ... well.  As I had previously discovered, the girls were in French class so that was important toward the other aspect of my non-education.  This was too early to even dream of affording an instrument so there was only one other answer:  get laid as soon as possible.

Underlying the madness regarding gayness seems some type of thinking that some people (e.g. the Mothmen?) are teaching kids to be gay.  See above about not being taught anything in school about sex, gay or straight.  It's not clear where this thinking comes but failure to address the needs of these kids is not likely to change any time soon because, all together now, effecting change in America is like teaching a pig to square dance.

I don't particularly care about gay issues and I don't particularly like children except to watch them sometimes.  I do care about people fuckin' with people because they're different and this is why I keep coming back to such things.  Like Redd Foxx said, "If there were blue people, some asshole would hate them."