"Shoot the Gunners" (poem)

I loves to go shoot gunners
as that look of blank surprise
gives such a hearty feeling
as light fades from their eyes.

They thought they had protection
and now they're fuckin' dead
but now it ain't no worry
no more bullshit on this thread.

One said, "Hey, you cheated!"
And I said, "Yeah, that's so,"
"but finish your last gasp,"
"after that there ain't no mo'."

He thought his gun would save him
but that depends on simple rules.
Only criminals don't read them
and gunners are stupid fools.


You're annoyed so perhaps we could review.  Class, if we get shot by somebody then who is most likely to do it.  Take your time on this.

Ding, ding, ding

Yep, that'd be you're most likely to be shot by gunners defending America's freedom ... to carry guns. Have a nice (gunshot sound) ...