Thursday, June 2, 2016

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America - on the indifference in people regarding the lack of morality in those they choose for leaders

Kill Shots - fastest kill shots for Trump to take down Clinton but there are many others

New - message from Bernie Sanders

The Pierian - oh, the absurdity of America

Clinton - primary players talk while secondary players nitpick and she's just the secondary to set back equal rights for women a thousand years

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Evolution

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New California Poll - Message from #BernieSanders #Bernie2016

When you wake up on June 8, the morning after California and five other states vote, will you be able to say that you did everything you could to help Bernie win?
Because right now in California, it's very, very, very close.

California Primary Poll (NBC News)
Hillary Clinton: 49%
Bernie Sanders: 47%

This is important: the same poll says that with a higher turnout, we are actually winning. And if we win California, it will send the STRONGEST message possible to the Democratic establishment heading into the convention in July. That's why we have to ask you to help in two ways:

YES, I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS THIS WEEKENDI'LL CONTRIBUTE TO
HELP WIN CALIFORNIA

How else do we know it's going to be a nail biter in California? Secretary Clinton knows it's close too – she's canceling events in New Jersey and is racing to California to campaign. (She kept her big-dollar fundraisers on the schedule though.)

We have elections happening in New Jersey, New Mexico, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Montana on Tuesday night, in addition to California. We think we can do very well across the board, and we need you to do everything in your power to help us win.

Why? Because every vote, every delegate, and every state that we win gives us power at the Democratic convention, and victory is the strongest message we can send to the political establishment.

Are you in to help Bernie win?

Let's win on Tuesday.

In solidarity,

Jeff Weaver
Campaign Manager
Bernie 2016


Kill Shots for #DonaldDrumpf Against #HillaryForPrison in 2016

Kill Shot #1

SHOW US THE TRANSCRIPTS

For the Goldman Sachs transcripts, Fish Woman can't do anything but flap about on the beach because refusing means Trump nails her and showing them means Democrats hate her.

Ring the bells, Fish Woman is dead.


Kill Shot #2

When you were Secretary of State and there was trouble with North Korea why did you stay in Washington and instead sent Bill Clinton to deal with it even though he was operating in no more official capacity than ex-President with a Dishonorable Discharge.

Foreign policy experience shown as spineless in one shot.

Fish Woman stays dead.


Kill Shot #3

Why do you support the same trade agreements promoted by Reagan?

She aligns with Reagan and says they're good for America or she denies the truth of her alignment and is easily shown to be false.

Heat up the barbie, mates.  Might as well cook the Fish Woman.


Kill Shot #4

You say you will increase the campaign against ISIS and Assad in the Middle East, thus incurring the known-to-be enormous costs of the engagement, while at the same time saying you will implement a public health care in the country.  How will you pay for both at once.

Other than more Crazy Clintonomics, she's got nothing as there's no possible way to pay for it without skyrocketing the national debt.

Oh, you don't want to cook the Fish Woman?

Yah, you're right.  Let's just leave her for the sea gulls.

The Pierian Polarity in Political Posturing

Pundits who don't care about showing bias are almost unanimously in support of one of the self-adorned primary candidates, Trump and Clinton, both of whom go to great lengths with their pretensions of Christian spirituality.

Conversely, a great many supporters of Bernie Sanders are heretics, often with no particular religion, but with clear ideas of moral principles, often to the point of adamance about them.

In effect, the pundits, paid sluts such as they may be, have turned the election into yet another Crusade by a repressive religion to (cough) wipe out the upstart Jew.

(Ed:  oy, oy, Jews wiped out the upstart Jew the last time!)

Yah, yah, and they did it on threat from the High Pagan Command in Rome so point fingers all you like but the Masturbation Room is down the hall.


If your oh-so-creative cockles aren't tickled all the way to Belfast with the poetry of this pluralistic moment, you will probably be writing cheesy love songs and singing to teenagers until they bury your boring ass.  This is a Vonnegut novel writing itself right before your artistic eyes and surely there's a George Orwell or an Aldous Huxley who isn't so stalled in the ennui of woe is me, everything worthwhile has already been written, and can get cracking in the scribes for this spectacularly absurd point in time.

(Ed:  but Billy Pilgrim was unstuck in time!)

So are we all, matey, mate.


Pol Arida has a keen view of the irony of things and he's a not so often performer in Second Life these days because he's unstuck in time too but he's done some extraordinarily perceptive work and it would be fascination to see what he makes of this; we mean beyond the This is Bullshit anger ... what else does he see.

He recently released a song which he gave to friends on his birthday and it's a gifted piece of work in multiple ways since the orchestration is exceptional and the changes are compelling.  It would not be appropriate to upload it to the podcast without permission and I'll assume it is not granted unless we talk about it specifically.  It's a grand piece of work.

Pol's idea of pierian polarity is often political but he's so dayum good at it.

Clinton Nitpicks Trump University While Ignoring Aylan Kurdi and his Death

In the absence of anything substantive to say, bite the ankles, and Hillary Clinton has been vocal in speaking of Trump University.

Presumably she will have nothing to say about Trump's reticence regarding releasing the playbooks for the so-called University when Clinton has still not delivered the transcripts from the speeches she gave to Goldman Sachs which were playbooks of another variety.


Start the countdown until one of those second-rate chumps starts talking about body parts again.  How about some thoughts on transgender or which latest celebrity has come out as gay and who the hell cares who it was since the ones who do it are usually no-ops anyway.  Yeah, it's great you're gay but, by the way, who the hell are you??


Meanwhile, Aylan Kurdi is still dead and a thousand more just like him last week.



We know Bernie Sanders sees this and he doesn't ask if the kid is a Christian, a Muslim, a Jew,  or nothing at all as we have no idea and it makes no difference anyway, at least not anymore.  He's dead because no-one cared enough to prevent it and that could have been easily done.


How about we disturb the masturbatory reverie Clinton and Trump share with each other in their pervert pleasure dome and ask them just what the hell they will do about this and please do be specific.  We don't want any goddamn Goldman Sachs whitewash.  The kid deserves human decency which it seems was far too much to ask from the killers who sent him there with their bombing and their callous disregard for human life.

Note:  there's nothing partisan in that since it's murder when anyone does it.

America Is Fucked and I Don't Care

The biggest problem in American politics isn't the other guy but rather complacence which permits failing to learn, failing to participate, etc.  We can hear support for the Whore growing just as with the Silent Majority once before and with the same simplistic thinking which supported Richard Nixon.

(Ed:  it's disrespectful to call her a Whore!)

Oh, really.  What do you think the bankers at Goldman Sachs called her after they paid her over half a million dollars for some flatulent, self-adoring speeches from her.

(Ed:  an orator?)

You haven't been following her for long, have you.


The same situation exists with Donald Trump since he's been whoring himself like Tijuana's finest since the start but the GOP irregulars are so desperate to escape the crush of the Establishment they made they would have taken Bozo the Clown as an alternative.

(Ed:  they did!)

Point taken

(Ed:  Millard Romney was another clown as well!)

No, he was functionally a clown but his manner was simple stiff-ass Establishment.  There's so little progressive thinking in him we're amazed he ever managed to raise an erection to father children.

(Ed:  just as with Dick Cheney, you assume they're his!)

More accurately, I don't want to know as his singularly unprepossessing get hasn't shown any more value for the progress of the planet toward anything except more mediocrity than Chelsea Clinton, surely the cheerleader for Millennials who will never be more than parasitic leeches who make bank on a parent's name.


Meanwhile, the GOP Establishment Elite clings to their dogma as if it's the last handhold on a lifeboat from the Titanic but they don't remember the actual GOP dogma, only the self-serving imitation made infamous by Reagan.  We can see Reaganomics around the world where they have failed every one of the right wing extremists in the same way and that judgment is based on riots due to extreme austerity programs in a growing roar in one country after the other.

The French nobility was too arrogant to listen as well (shrug).


As the media blackout of Bernie Sanders continues and increases, the Hillary Clinton political sleazing has taken the Ted Cruz turn and does nothing out in the open but instead pulls political strings and bribes in the background to get what it wants.

As ever in America, we see that works better than anything else.

As ever, the country in these modern homicidal times is a disgrace and will continue to be one, apparently with some manner of self-aggrandizing pride for the body count in the Mediterranean.  Fuck it, they should have had better guns.  That excuse worked for genocide against American Indians and it's used just the same in the Middle East for the same purpose.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

A Whacko of a Smacko Under the Hot Texas Sun

Usually when I report a traffic accident, it's because I've been involved in it but this time it was a spectator sport.

Here at the Rockhouse, we do not see motor vehicle crashes as accidents since all are the consequence of either being a dumb ass or because of equipment failure and which failure usually occurs because the owner of the vehicle is a dumb ass who did not take proper care of the vehicle.


So we have Vehicle A, the victim's vehicle, progressing in a westerly direction (or southerly, I'm not a Boy Scout).  There are no other vehicles anywhere near Vehicle A nor many going the opposite direction either.  Victim A (i.e. the driver) is behaving like a good doobie and is not doing anything unusual such as waving a weapon out of his window while he screams, "The South will rise again!"

Victim A did not do that but may have felt like it moments later when Big Black Car, the perpetrator, pulls out of a driveway in front of him.  Visibility is perfect, weather is sunny and clear, there are no obstructions preventing view of Vehicle A, but the Law of Determined Dumb Asses takes over so the BBC pulls out of the driveway directly into the path of Vehicle A.

Smacko!

Whacko!

The BBC spins forty-five degrees but nothing much happens with Victim A and the vehicle, other than being smacked all to hell in the front.  For the BBC, there's going to be a hefty premium from the body shop as two of the doors did not crush into the vehicle injuring anyone but that side of the BBC will be hell for future prom dates.

Your roaming reporter was looking straight at them when it happened but we do not possess mind reading skills and can't imagine why the driver of the BBC did that.

Just as I paused to discover whether I could offer anything, maybe relay a message or something, three people jumped out of the BBC and one of them was carrying a baby in a safety seat or something of that nature.

Holy shit!  You drive so irresponsibly with a baby in the car?  BBC gets a special prize for that piece of nonsense.

Note:  they scooted to a companion car which was nearby and handed-off the carrier for the baby.  They did not seem to be panicking due to any injury but rather wanted to get it into the other vehicle for safety perhaps.


That was the cue for the Rockhouse Roaming Reporter to return to base and to the Lord of the Rings marathon which has been progressing for about nine hours and has an hour yet to go.  We're reveling in a situation in which the battle between Good and Evil is clear and we know who the good guys are.  Would that they were so easy to spot at any other time.

Evolution According to Squirrels



Here we have a shining example of convergent evolution or some such in which the wrinkles in a walnut are the perfect size for the squirrel to hold the walnut with his teeth.

(Heckler:  say there, Mister Wizard, evolution was just screwing with the squirrel because how the hell will the squirrel ever crack it?)

Well, the Great Lord of Evolutionary Biology, Charles Darwin, didn't cover in "Origin of the Species" how squirrels crack walnuts.

(Heckler:  maybe the squirrel puts a Dick Cheney Death Ray on the walnut by glaring threateningly and snarling at it!)

Maybe he hits it with a rock.  How should I know how squirrels crack walnuts!

(Heckler:  I knew I should have watched Bill Nye, the Science-y Kind of Guy, instead.  Pfft)


Twitticisms 6/1 - 1

06-01-2016 02:26:45 - Government may access citizens’ phone location data without a warrant – US Court of Appeals | Fuck the Constitution!
https://t.co/Z018qxukMY
06-01-2016 02:25:20 - Former Mossad chief: End is near for ‘fearmonger’ Netanyahu’s govt
https://t.co/ywInYePmwj
06-01-2016 02:24:56 - German MPs receive threatening emails over plans to recognize Armenian genocide
https://t.co/OIrv8Rv5cI
06-01-2016 02:22:35 - Samsung unveils 512GB postage stamp-size NVMe SSD, could see use in MacBook via @AppleInsider
https://t.co/06EWI2Dy1Z
06-01-2016 02:21:25 - Outbreak in federal detention center results in at least 11 cases of measles | Anti-vaxxers kill kids | 
https://t.co/HDKxEdkTPH
06-01-2016 02:17:44 - GoPro View of Cheetah Run - Cincinnati Zoo | They want you to feel its unbelievable speed | They did | via @YouTube
https://t.co/xUKygAtJbc
06-01-2016 02:13:50 - 'Baby talk' can help songbirds learn their tunes | Pigeon Piaget sings | McGill University
https://t.co/mam6lErnRx
06-01-2016 02:11:50 - Israel boycott: 33% of Americans, 40% of Brits in favor, ambassador cries foul | Israel expands Golan Heights
https://t.co/Kqj3pJTtu9
06-01-2016 02:10:30 - Mediterranean Sea disasters swallow up over 1,000 migrants | America keeps bombing and refugees keep drowning
https://t.co/CDBAbbKjCY
06-01-2016 02:09:16 - Ithaka Blog: What's Hot on the Blog 5/31: EntryPageviewsOne Week Until #BernieSanders Day in California #B......
https://t.co/VbBMOM1Izf
05-31-2016 10:20:17 - Ithaka Blog: A Word from #BernieSanders About Importance of a Strong Move #FeelTheBern #Bernie2016: Today is ...
https://t.co/4u51FXt31h
05-31-2016 10:07:18 - Was Planet 9 once an exoplanet | Seems this requires tracking Sun's moves for a few billion years
https://t.co/Ve9tGKjs2t
05-31-2016 10:01:57 - Russia overtakes Saudi Arabian crude output | Yahoo, it's a rodeo in the big oil business
https://t.co/INwB1tjpbu
05-31-2016 10:00:28 - Brussels accuses Washington of undermining WTO
https://t.co/Dgq0EqAtHW
05-31-2016 07:00:56 - Ithaka Blog: The Need for a Universal Income in America: Multiple headlines have been issued in recent weeks ...
https://t.co/SpwUyIp4Bf
05-31-2016 06:25:22 - In case you don't get the GOP yet, the George Bush Turnpike into Dallas isn't an Eisenhower Interstate since you pay a toll / tax to use it.
05-31-2016 06:21:18 - 'Mayhem' as authorities try to capture 137 tigers at Thai temple | In case you have a bitch with your job today @CNN
https://t.co/kWcs6UYHbS
05-31-2016 06:18:33 - See Britain's huge new aircraft carriers | Designed for F-35 which still doesn't work | Expensive genius! @CNN
https://t.co/LumkuVrkjy
05-31-2016 05:40:24 - @1stCasanovaFly @nypost He stood up for his woman with no thought for himself and the man has my respect

What's Hot on the Blog 5/31

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One Week - a Silas booster scribe about Bernie Sanders in California next week

Michelle Gregg - the Cincinnati woman whose kid fell into Gorilla World at the Zoo and she gave us a classic example of the Cliff's Notes version of religion

A Word - straight from Bernie about next week's primary

The Need - the pitch for a universal income because, like it or not, the robots are coming and many jobs are being displaced without creation of new jobs for humans

Carol Kirkwood - all-time biggest hit on the blog still pops back for reruns

What's Hot

Memorial Day - truth about the day most Americans can't face

The Last - OREO cookies are forever banned from the Rockhouse or at least until NABISCO makes them in America

Mediterranean - second-biggest hitter on the blog also takes a bow

Jesus - this one is not destined to be one of the biggest hitters but at least it made the list today