Twitticisms 9/2 - 1

09-02-2016 18:52:29 - #ClintonsMemory is just as good as Reagan's Memory. It's exactly the same, actually.

09-02-2016 18:51:40 - #InternetFriendDay is when you set your standards so low they can be reached by creatures with no legs which typically slither.

09-02-2016 18:42:12 - #InternetFriendDay is when you really don't quite get the Internet yet

09-02-2016 18:03:33 - Man accused of egging Ohio home 100-plus times pleads guilty | Mother said it was alright but she was so wrong |
https://t.co/tn4ZCALbgr

09-02-2016 17:53:59 - Michelle Bachman was interviewed today for some reason. Reports indicate the topic was mole hills due to her expertise regarding them.

09-02-2016 16:15:53 - Ithaka Blog: The Sun Shines in Remarkable Ways Although with Restrained Physical Intensity: Good things have ...
https://t.co/Dez0MmVH8l

09-02-2016 16:09:32 - Antibacterial soap ingredients unsafe and not effective - FDA  | This was inevitable.  It probably causes the heartbreak of psoriasis too.  I'm not sure what it is, I just heard that in a commercial.
https://t.co/U972DG14hd

09-02-2016 16:08:12 - Dakota Access opponents take note: Oil company pulls plug on Sandpiper Pipeline
https://t.co/2DmIg6ZqqL

09-02-2016 16:06:55 - Ganja reduces short-term motivation to work for money | Tip: no-one has short-term motivation while high on anything
https://t.co/13WKMV4aQH

09-02-2016 16:05:08 - EEG recordings prove learning foreign languages can sharpen our minds | What if people who do it were sharp already
https://t.co/ow4Tp3ldl6

09-02-2016 16:04:37 - Jupiter's north pole unlike anything encountered in solar system
https://t.co/6HKZ1GJxt6

09-02-2016 15:19:30 - Skydiving does not cure a fear of heights any more than eating spiders is likely to cure arachnophobia. The fear only gets more refined.

09-02-2016 15:15:09 - @FDingles a cool hat always helps as well

09-02-2016 15:12:40 - @FDingles nope, not even that much. I've lived high, lived low. It's made an extraordinary panorama.

09-02-2016 15:11:34 - @FDingles it's all good and I may be too old to be offendable anyway

09-02-2016 15:11:02 - The actual time enjoying your body turning to Jell-O after hitting the ground at 180 mph is quite short. No worries. Go skydiving!

09-02-2016 15:05:02 - @FDingles beard doesn't give me any troubles because it knows I only grew it because I hate shaving. When it pisses me off more then poof.

09-02-2016 15:03:35 - @FDingles I'm more for my Galaxy Guitar and the Theory of Propagated Goodness but, alas, they don't pay so well these days (larfs).

09-02-2016 15:02:25 - Tandem skydiving is candy ass. That's like going to Prom with your mother ... to supervise. To really savor the fear, it's got to be solo.

09-02-2016 15:00:39 - @FDingles discus is a freshwater tropical fish from the Amazon. Frankly, I'm not sure who I am either. Good luck to you.