Anyone who is gluten intolerant
We don't mean the small number who really are intolerant to gluten but rather the vast numbers of others who preach the health benefits; there are none and a good chance it's not healthy to eliminate it. All those phony gluten preachers should be put in a wheat field so we can burn it.
People who live for the plane crash reality shows on CNN
These people should get a plane crash of their own, on top of them so they can participate more fully in the experience. They tell you it's serious because Wolf Blitzer said there's credible evidence the aircraft was attacked by a UFO and the report is corroborated by a number of amateur observers using private kit. Load all these freaks into a rocket and then blow it up on the launch pad.
People who rail about abuses to the Constitution when the matters they discuss are in the Bill of Rights
Lock these ones up in a tiny room with only a naked light bulb hanging from a chain and a book with in-depth review of American history. Feed them gruel through a slot in the door. Don't let them out again. Ever.
Whomever came up with this to feed American children:
Whatever twisted mind conceived such a nutritional nightmare should be put into a toaster with a pack of Pop Tarts to discover what makes a real breakfast in America.
We don't mean the small number who really are intolerant to gluten but rather the vast numbers of others who preach the health benefits; there are none and a good chance it's not healthy to eliminate it. All those phony gluten preachers should be put in a wheat field so we can burn it.
People who live for the plane crash reality shows on CNN
These people should get a plane crash of their own, on top of them so they can participate more fully in the experience. They tell you it's serious because Wolf Blitzer said there's credible evidence the aircraft was attacked by a UFO and the report is corroborated by a number of amateur observers using private kit. Load all these freaks into a rocket and then blow it up on the launch pad.
People who rail about abuses to the Constitution when the matters they discuss are in the Bill of Rights
Lock these ones up in a tiny room with only a naked light bulb hanging from a chain and a book with in-depth review of American history. Feed them gruel through a slot in the door. Don't let them out again. Ever.
Whomever came up with this to feed American children:
Whatever twisted mind conceived such a nutritional nightmare should be put into a toaster with a pack of Pop Tarts to discover what makes a real breakfast in America.
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