After repeated reports of excessive numbers of spider eggs, undercover investigators were dispatched to review production processes at NABISCO's plants for making OREO cookies in Mexico. The FDA spokesman, however, did not reveal just how many spider eggs it is expecting to find in OREO cookies made in Mexico under normal circumstances.
Undercover investigators, Juan Episcopo and Manuel Rodriguez, discovered it was common practice and an amusement with workers in the NABISCO plants to plant packages of spider eggs in the mix for the sugary icing used in OREO cookies. They laughed and said, "Los chicos reciben la proteína hoy en lugar de basura!"
(Translation: the kids get protein instead of junk today!)
The shocking findings of the detectives was presented to the major news networks but they were rejected on various procedural grounds. The report was deemed unimportant relative to vital political contests and therefore not newsworthy by one network. Another dismissed it out of hand and said they would accept investigative reports only if they were prepared by Americans. In short, there was general lack of acceptance by the major networks but none of them argued against the facts in the report, all objections were secondary to that.
You can help in this effort to protect the children by protesting to the FDA immediately regarding your concern about the lack of action regarding the spider eggs in OREO cookies made in Mexico. The ongoing scandal threatens the health of every child in America and possibly around the world, as far as OREO cookies are available.
Stand with us now, please, to protest and GET THE SPIDER EGGS OUT OF OREO COOKIES!
Undercover investigators, Juan Episcopo and Manuel Rodriguez, discovered it was common practice and an amusement with workers in the NABISCO plants to plant packages of spider eggs in the mix for the sugary icing used in OREO cookies. They laughed and said, "Los chicos reciben la proteína hoy en lugar de basura!"
(Translation: the kids get protein instead of junk today!)
The shocking findings of the detectives was presented to the major news networks but they were rejected on various procedural grounds. The report was deemed unimportant relative to vital political contests and therefore not newsworthy by one network. Another dismissed it out of hand and said they would accept investigative reports only if they were prepared by Americans. In short, there was general lack of acceptance by the major networks but none of them argued against the facts in the report, all objections were secondary to that.
You can help in this effort to protect the children by protesting to the FDA immediately regarding your concern about the lack of action regarding the spider eggs in OREO cookies made in Mexico. The ongoing scandal threatens the health of every child in America and possibly around the world, as far as OREO cookies are available.
Stand with us now, please, to protest and GET THE SPIDER EGGS OUT OF OREO COOKIES!
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