Tuesday, June 3, 2014

The Worst Second Life Outfit of All History

Some have tried for the title but, in the face of this, there can be no point in continuing any competition.  We don't know where Sister Julie found the Monsanto outfit and, frankly, we don't want to know.  Words are scarcely sufficient for such concentrated hideosity (holy cow, that's really a word!) so herewith a picture:


Sister Julie modeling Monsanto's famous Punk Tartan Cow with GMO Corn outfit.

If the sight of it doesn't kill you then the Monsanto corn will.  Don't eat it.  Don't even look at it.  Perhaps this is what happens when Madonna meets Braveheart on Old MacDonald's Farm.

At one point Sister Julie said she had apples attached to her backside.  We did not know old MacDonald was that kinky but we like it.

We did not ask if she sings.  We hope not.

So, how about some popcorn.

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