The Peenie Pocket Weenikini

Geez, this is as prissy as the current nipple obsession. You can see every little itty bitty bit of my boobie but, noooooo, not any part of the nipple. That's an arrest.

And, dude, your wimbly wombly isn't that interesting. Either flash the fucker out or get dressed, ya wimpy weenie wanker.

Euros must see this and think, ach nein. Amerika, I never go there.

America is a damn sexual Rubik's Cube and hardly any of them know how to solve it.