There was a time when the biggest worry with Aunt Harriet at a wedding reception was that she would grab the band's microphone during a break so she could do a drunken cover of "My Heart Will Go On."
Time also has moved on ... and now Aunt Harriet thinks she is Miley Cyrus. When she tries to cover "Wrecking Ball," it's bad but when she tries to twerk with the band it's very bad. She's shaking thirty years of Dunkin' Donuts like she's going to die if she doesn't get some bone before she leaves the stage. Shake it, Aunt Harriet, shake it.
Aunt Harriet doesn't understand cellphone video or that she will be on YouTube and be a world-wide twerking sensation before the song is over.
Save Aunt Harriet. You must.
But ...
If you didn't stop her then send us a copy of the video, strictly for informational purposes, of course.
Time also has moved on ... and now Aunt Harriet thinks she is Miley Cyrus. When she tries to cover "Wrecking Ball," it's bad but when she tries to twerk with the band it's very bad. She's shaking thirty years of Dunkin' Donuts like she's going to die if she doesn't get some bone before she leaves the stage. Shake it, Aunt Harriet, shake it.
Aunt Harriet doesn't understand cellphone video or that she will be on YouTube and be a world-wide twerking sensation before the song is over.
Save Aunt Harriet. You must.
But ...
If you didn't stop her then send us a copy of the video, strictly for informational purposes, of course.
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