Facebook Narcissism

Obviously Facebook is massively narcissistic as who else could possibly think they're so interesting that anyone would want to know what they're doing all day long.  It gets better, tho, as people will post a quiz for narcissism validation such as 'What kind of hobbit are you' or 'Which of the seven dwarves would you be,' etc.  On seeing such things you think, man, do I yield to the narcissistic slut inside myself and hate myself even more or do I get on and find some news that might actually have some value.

So, yes, I am Silas and I am a narcissistic slut.

Hello, Silas.

Hi Silas.

Hey there, Silas.

Welcome to Narcissistic Sluts Anonymous where we believe that accepting a higher power will help you overcome being a worthless narcissistic slut.

We briefly interrupt this program for a commercial presentation.

Ladies and gentlemen, fear not as Silas will be back in a moment to tell you about his recordings, DVDs and coffee cups.

We now return to our program.


So, Silas, will you do harm to yourself and let us watch?  Will you eat insects?  Would you like to be on the Jeremy Kyle Show?


Tune in next week to find out.