Monday, September 5, 2016

The Second American Civil War

The First American Civil War wasn't about freeing slaves and Abraham Lincoln said that specifically.  Really it was only about setting a reason for to have Summertime barbecues with parades featuring really horrible music.  Before hammering on this point, do consider reading some history since Lincoln's only concern was holding the Republic together and he said specifically he would not have freed the slaves if it were not required as part of the overall objective.

(Ed:  wee historical note as the Fourth of July wasn't about the Civil War!)

True enough, Historical Harry, but you might also include in your note nothing celebrates the Civil War nor is there any celebration of freeing the slaves and you may ask why one and not the other but we will instead go immediately to another Civil War which is also not commemorated.


In the 1930's, the American workers were organizing and trying to form the first industrial labor unions as opposed to the ancient guilds of craftsmen.  In that time, the corporations, police and, most of all, the goons came into play.  The goons are some of the most vicious thugs America can find and, as you can see with the police force today, there's never been a shortage of them.

American workers fought and gave their blood for the right to organize and, by the forties under FDR, there had been some success.  That success lasted, for the most part, for thirty to forty years until it was again subject to full-scale thuggish behavior from rent-a-cops under Reagan and since.

Those years were some of the most prosperous across the board in America when everyone or as many as possible were enjoying the fruits of the land.

And then Reagan brought an official end to it when he used to office of the Presidency to sucker punch the PATCO union for air traffic controllers.  The destruction of the American unions continued with Clinton and NAFTA and Obama continues that effort with his so-called trade agreements (i.e. union-murdering agreements).

This is the period of America in which the rich got rich and everyone else goes to Walmart.


In many ways, there has been a a Third American Civil War as well and America lost that one when the unions died.  The country is now lost in a military malaise of poser cops and a plastic Pentagon, none of whom have any serious idea of what they're doing beyond, well, this is what I did yesterday so I might as well do it today.  At least it pays.

Where is Doctor Dolittle

The general theme is kids are taught far too much about obedience and not even fractionally enough about Doctor Dolittle.

Lotho is Doctor Dolittle in Tennessee.  lefty Unplugged is Doctor Dolittle in Stockport, UK.  Cat has been Doctor Dolittle all her life and she does it in Bavaria now  Yevette is ever so pleased at having got an avocado seed to germinate and has now repotted it.  I'm not Doctor Dolittle but Toby the Dog and one scrawny ass cat seem to think I'm ok or at least they remember where I feed them.

The diatribe regarding the obedience, the American flag, and the National Anthem can be simplified to a single cartoon.


Make particular note of who is the quarterback (i.e. the leader).


The problems with such an education are obvious and the reason for protest is the almost total absence of focus on Doctor Dolittle and other aspects of integration with the animal environment rather than simple exploitation, etc.  The basis for the protest is it's more than a minor convention in a school since it's a fundamental defining of the culture and strongly toward its disablement when it's nothing more than flag-waving and meaningless conventions.


Maybe the better question to ask is why is it in Lotho's nature to encourage bats to come around his yard or to plant bushes which attract bees and butterflies.  Is that a natural thing within him, did it come from the cultural, did he learn it in a church?

FUCK THE BUTTERFLIES.  SALUTE WHILE THE CAR WITH THE FLAG DRIVES PAST.

Note:  salute a flag on a passing vehicle or you will absolutely get an Article 15 for that failing regardless of whether the officer is in the vehicle.


Here at the Rockhouse, we're strongly opposed to teaching obedience but there's not enough emphasis on that which we do support.

You read Doctor Dolittle when you were a kid, right?  Maybe you didn't read only the Wizard of Oz but you kept going back to Oz to read more of the travels.  From the look of things now, I was lucky to be afforded those opportunities and I don't remember where I found Doctor Dolittle but I know for sure all of the Wizard of Oz books came from the school library.  It wasn't even a big school in a big city but I borrowed many, many books from there.

So I don't really understand why I ended up with such a position and many did not.  It seems, except for disadvantaged children, the opportunities for me were generally the same as others up until university for which I had clear advantages due to my father teaching.  There's a validly arguable idea of the small town being a better place to grow and I do believe that one but I don't see it should be such a huge cultural leap from the city.


How so many were broken into blind obedience is a question for which we will never get any answer because the victims of it really don't understand what happened to them but it's of vastly higher interest to discover how what seems to be an innate and natural need to integrate with the environment in everyone else was either marginalized or subverted altogether ... but not with the subjects of the article.  The thought control didn't work with them.

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Galaxy Guitar - she stepped up for another tour and that was excellent.  There was no follow-up today due to a setback which is a tad disturbing and I'm not sure what to make of it.  Smoking continues reducing but is not eliminated as yet.  There must not be any smoking related to the video and not because they're hidden.  I never do anything as if it's the last anything but I always treat everything as if it might be.

Twitticisms - sometimes it's about those who never learned what Doctor Dolittle did and have only been told they have to wear uniforms

When Bozo - you already know the clowns took over the audience and this is what became of it

The Excoriation - the flogging of Colin Kaepernick is nothing new in America as that's one of the fundamental acts of America's tin armchair soldiers (i.e. they go to parades and flog those who don't walk this way)

Pray Your Kid - I hope these ones aren't yours and surely you have advised your kids about ghost peppers and Carolina Reapers, etc.

Republicans - are such bravery in dealing with it but we don't expect bravery from Republicans as they buy it somewhere else and send it to get killed so they don't have to do anything.  There are no worse sniveling cowards on the planet.

The Perfect - the recipe was improved by bringing a traditional bit to accompany stuff I use in it which Yevette had not seen previously.  With the addition of that bit, the recipe became 'just right' as far as she was concerned.  I was surprised as well that such an innocuous addition should make such a pleasant change.

Twitticisms

Burn the Church - I only mean the non-churches of the televangelists, one of the worst cancers in America.  It's not about religion but rather the American moneyligion.  Burn it.

Eva Wiseman - quite possibly the most self-absorbed and useless slacker on The Guardian staff although she has much competition.  This lot is why reviews of The Guardian, previously regarded well, have been steadily dropping and largely for the same reason as CNN and Fox (i.e. femmebods more preoccupied with themselves than anything resembling news).

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Twitticisms 9/4 - 1 @KassyDillon

Most of these came about from Twitter monkeys trying to strike poses in front of #HowToConfuseAMillenial in terms of demonstrating vast knowledge, superiority, some other nebulous thing, etc.  They get really pissed when called on it and herewith the result because, wtf, sometimes it's amusing to throw rocks at the silly monkeys.  They try responding but typically that goes with U R N asshole or some such.  Herewith the responses.

Possibly it bothers them to know they're collected like rocks or some such and perhaps you would be interested to explain why that matters.

09-04-2016 15:32:38 - @SergioSarzedo @KassyDillon you must, therefore, be the illiterate kind judging by your lack of vocabulary or much of any value of any kind.
09-04-2016 15:31:40 - @LastB0yScout @KassyDillon my, you must just impress the hell with your vast entourage of adoring women, I'm sure. Amusing little man.
09-04-2016 15:30:50 - @ladykatrina3 @KassyDillon I don't hate anyone. You amuse me. When you fail to amuse me (i.e. now), I block you. Simple enough for you?
09-04-2016 15:30:02 - @LastB0yScout @KassyDillon believe whatever you like and someday your dim mind may understand you have no power or influence at all.
09-04-2016 15:28:41 - @KassyDillon you can't insult me as anyone with a name like Klassy would never warrant respect in the first place. So common.
09-04-2016 15:27:25 - @realstratton ah, the ultimate moron. Gee, my day is complete. Go back to sex with your parents and NASCAR, monkey boy.
09-04-2016 15:26:42 - Do advise when you show anything which even resembles reasoning (i.e. more than babble from Twitter monkeys) @searchforithaka @KassyDillon
09-04-2016 15:25:17 - Kanye West was born on this day ... and at least four or five other days as well. #FakeBirthdayFacts
09-04-2016 15:24:00 - @KassyDillon this is your best answer? You're no more than a stunted mass of overweight and highly-mutated protoplasm of no value at all.
09-04-2016 15:22:48 - Funny as stunted mutations of protoplasm try to strike poses in front of #HowToConfuseAMillennial and they're outraged when bluff is called.
09-04-2016 15:21:30 - @SergioSarzedo @KassyDillon Ah, Deutsch. Bussi ... bitch. Such morons.
09-04-2016 15:20:59 - @Trump2016_IGFX when was your military service, tiny plastic tough guy? I piss in your face.
09-04-2016 15:17:45 - @KassyDillon don't try to patronize me, child. You're not even close to equipped. Your self-righteousness is without quality or substance.
09-04-2016 15:15:19 - @KassyDillon what good as rednecks don't read it and hardly anyone else reads more than a couple of lines from it. Nice pose, tho.
09-04-2016 15:14:28 - #HowToConfuseAMillennial - tell them they're responsible for that fat, old, lying and wheezing gasbag, @HillaryClinton
09-04-2016 15:12:13 - Ithaka Blog: Pray Your Kids Do Not Turn Out So Moronic (video w/peppers): There's nothing new with Ghost Pepp...
https://t.co/Hgi1LxrExs
09-04-2016 13:06:03 - Why do they test Randy Gregory for dope but don't test cops for illegal steroids or any other kind of drug and they carry guns.
09-04-2016 12:44:02 - NY Police Seek Culprit Who Defaced Justin Bieber Sculpture | More news: seems there is/was a Justin Bieber statue
https://t.co/ThaAhx9KgO
09-04-2016 12:23:56 - Saint Teresa is now one of about 11,000 or so saints venerated by the Catholic Church. John Paul II made it as easy as popping popcorn.
09-04-2016 12:20:34 - Airbnb sex tapes: Host claims to secretly record & swap videos of amorous guests
https://t.co/82myVA5gbx

Pray Your Kids Do Not Turn Out So Moronic (video w/peppers)

There's nothing new with Ghost Peppers, Carolina Reaper Peppers, etc and kids have been making themselves sick with them in one inane video after the other for years.

There are two more and they seem to believe they possess Halter Top Immunity which means flashing their boobies in front of a camera will keep them safe.

Didn't work.




Scoville units are measures of heat in peppers and a jalapeno pepper will be about 1,000 to 20,000 Scoville units.  The Ghost Pepper and the California Reaper are well over a million Scoville units and the effect seen in the video has been in videos for at least two and more likely three or four years now, maybe more; who tracks such things like Sherlock Holmes anyway.  They do it and repeat the same mistake, never seeming to have watched the many other videos about it.

If your kid turns out like this, it's probably best to reclaim the kid's water for the tribe but, after eating one of these peppers there probably won't be much water left in the kid.


Note:  I'm not unsympathetic to the effect, particularly for the dark-haired girl, but I have little sympathy for the reason.

The Excoriation of American Athletes

America's tinniest patriots make a big deal out of Colin Kaepernick sitting through a recording of the National Anthem but the big deal is that it wasn't a big deal since they do this cowardly patriot shaming all the time.  They know if they get with the herd and start hooting, they will always get an audience so shame they must, particularly when bereft of any other vestige of morality.

1967:  one of their most blazing failures was in the way they tried to crucify Muhammad Ali who refused to fight in the military and was stripped of his title plus sentenced to five years in prison.  He accepted the punishment and stood proudly for peace throughout thereby creating forever a shining example of resistance to a tyrannical regime.  Years later, the same tin patriots were calling Muhammad Ali by another name, The Champ.  (History: Muhammad Ali refuses Army induction)

1968:  two more athletes, (Tommie Smith and Juan Carlos) again provided the example which became a world-wide symbol of rejection of a tyrannical state as each raised a black-gloved fist when the National Anthem was being played.  Just as with Muhammad Ali, they were flogged by the tin patriots and, just as with Muhammad Ali, the excoriation was a complete failure.  (WIKI: 1968 Olympics Black Power salute)


The courage of those who stand for freedom without any weapon for defense is always greater than the herd which tries to railroad them into obedience and subservience.  No free man will ever submit to it and, with the guidance of these shining examples, no free man ever will.  (Common Dreams: What Athletes Should Stand For)

Colin Kaepernick has just committed a million dollars toward supporting lower-income communities.  What do you suppose the tin patriots did for America today, other than take whatever they can from it.

When Bozo the Clown Swapped with the Audience

At one time people went somewhere to watch Bozo the Clown but now it's the other way around and millions of Bozos as all manners of clowns are the audience.

The clowns come in all political persuasions except some are more interesting than others.  The Republican clowns just act sullen and keep muttering about being right.  No-one pays any attention because they never change anyway.

The other clowns have been getting quite sullen as well and they are changing much less now.  An audience of clowns is not at all as much fun as we might have hoped.  The best clowns of Europe are imaginative, sensitive, insightful, or all of things we never see in these clowns.


The clowns here can't stand being advised of alternatives to wearing huge yellow shoes everywhere and they judge anyone as damaged or crazy should such people be so unwise as to try.

To this we responded, "Cram it, clown," and flipped them the finger.

They did not respond well.

Note:  that's a story attributed to a live broadcast of an early TV show featuring Bozo the Clown.  The tale has been variously validated as Gospel and also as utter rubbish.  We prefer the Gospel version in which a five-year-old girl flipped off Bozo and said on live network TV, "Cram it, clown."


Today's nightmare vision is that little girl must be about seventy by now so it's possible but improbable that little girl has avoided becoming one of the Clowns for Clinton.  Of course there are Clowns for Trump as well but they only wrap themselves in Confederate flags and wave their tiny penises at people.  So far that has not proven to be a boffo show business success.  It's been more effective to say mostly the same things as Trump but wrap yourself in an American flag and proclaim, "I don't even have a damn penis."

For some reason that impresses people ... or at least it impresses clowns.


Our response is still 'cram it' and we don't care if it's with a penis.  Use the best available instrument if a penis not available.  Anything from Ace Hardware is probably not a good choice.  That's what wrecked Laura Bush and prevented more than two children.

Galaxy Guitar Steps Up a Second Time

Highly exhausting and highly encouraging at the same time.  I would be weeping in my beer if my fingers wobbled too but they don't.  And I don't even like the smell of beer.

That time might have run fifteen minutes, possibly more.

It was "The Sanctuary Song" and it has a mournful tone if you want to see it that way so it needs one verse to introduce the vibe or maybe you go off the track with it.  I can't tell you what to think with a song but I can at least give some clues.

The song is slow and it's pretty but that's the opposite or raw so I'm losing Cat right off the top.  It's the way of the song so I'll take my chance since I wouldn't mind some pretty anyway.


The next time out calls for the Kung Fu Tux with the RayBans.  I haven't done anything with lights but I don't want to set up anything complicated anyway.  Just play it, Sam ... de da, de da, de da.


A surprise every time is how much it works my arms.  A bigger surprise is most of the strength is in my arms.  It helps to pull myself back up when I go low.  Definite oddness, that one.

I've been trying to shovel food into myself and that reduces wobbly so it looks good for recording something tomorrow or the next day.

Republicans Have Never Got One Single Thing Correct

Rather than the typical GOP smokescreen, we will take this point by point:


Trickle down economics and tax cuts on the rich as slashed by Reagan and almost total lethargy since.

The effect worked great for the rich while it gutted the work environment for lower-skilled workers such that the only expectation for many of them is a crumby retail job at Walmart.

Verdict:  dead wrong


Environmental Protection Agency

Without changes the EPA has forced on Detroit and has been fought like an invading army of predators, US cities would look like Beijing and you would know what Beijing looks like if the smog cover ever blew away.

Verdict:  dead wrong


Climate Change

It's not some Facebook noodle for pseudo-intellectual online circle jerk but rather it takes place right now as the encroachment from rising seas gets more and more destructive on American coasts.  In some cases Pacific islands are already being evacuated or are so seriously encroached they will have to evacuate in the relatively near future.

Verdict:  dead wrong


Fracking

As today's 5.6 earthquake in Oklahoma and the largest ever in OK in 2011, the evidence comes in growing abundance regarding the environmental destructiveness of fracking in the short-term and they have no idea of the destructiveness over the long-term but expecting improvement is ludicrous.

Verdict:  criminally wrong


Destruction of American unions

A time of relative prosperity across the country and across pay scales when unions were strong was replaced by a bleak two-dimensional hell of haves and have-nots.

Verdict:  criminally wrong


States' Rights

The only consequence of states' rights is undermining the authority of the Federal in such a way that any second-rate pissant can overturn the will of the people of America as stated by the Fed.  The Fed works for the future of America whereas the second-rate pissants only work toward a gig on Dancing with the Stars with other losers like Sarah Palin.

Verdict:  dead wrong


Aggressive militarization

The military comprises roughly half of the Federal budget and that massive cost is at the expense of all but the most basic infrastructure (i.e. roads) and that's only for support of increased consumerism (i.e. more cars).

Elon Musk came up with the HyperLoop but Russia is in contract talks to build the first production facility while America stalls yet again on the future.

Every developed nation in the world has high-speed rail ... except America.

Sewer systems and drainage systems have not been upgraded on city-wide bases anywhere.

In general, the military expense is so great as to severely degrade improvement of any kind to the country and this doesn't even touch social programs since those budgets are altogether different.

Verdict:  dead wrong and, in many cases, criminally wrong


Democratization of the world

One of the worst foreign policy blunders in human history which ranks up there with the Reich, the Roman Empire and every bad idea in-between.  It doesn't work, it's obvious it doesn't work, and yet it never changes, always with some over-medaled peacock who never did much of anything but he screeches incessantly about patriotism and the need for readiness for ... something.

Verdict:  criminally wrong


The list goes on endlessly until only one conclusion remains:  the Republican Party has never got anything right except freeing the slaves and that wasn't even Lincoln's intention.  The slaves were freed by political expediency rather than moral imperative.  In that context, the Republican Party did get one thing right ... but it achieved that accidentally.


Hillary Clinton has never given more than lip service to any of this.  We therefore continue with the contention she's just another Republican and the only difference between she and the regular kind is she often wears carpets or drapes or something equally hideous.  Given her budget, you might think she might try to look like less of a frumpy old matron.  Perhaps she realizes she will blow any other image as soon as she speaks.

The Perfect Tuna Salad Sandwich

Chef Pierre is not involved in making the Perfect Tuna Salad Sandwich but that's ok because the richies haven't cared how much they insult him with the pittance of a salary they pay him and he puts a little arsenic in their food each day.  We would tell them but, naturally, we don't like them either.


The current perfect tuna salad requires:

Tuna - it doesn't get thrown out to feign liberalism as that only means stupid liberalism if you will throw out a perfectly good can of food.  If you must chuck it, send it to a food bank.

Celery - for a little texture and a wee bit of taste thus making this the only known application for celery.

Peanuts - for a crunchy texture and a bit of different flavor.

Raisins - for some surprising sweetness you did not expect in a tuna salad.

Mayo - of course and not some damn low-fat mayo either.  Who knows what they put into that crap instead.  We suspect crushed beetles.


Yevette was not so taken with this mix until the celery and she even did that preparation herself whereas usually it's the Silas Special Recipe for solo preparation.  I only had to sing out, 'what do you think about some celery,' and she didn't have to think on it for long.


Those are the mandatory ingredients but that list begs for jacking it about in some way.

Black olives - seems like a good touch with a different but not overpowering taste.  Green olives would be too much but black olives just right.

Banana peppers - may be too much but used sparingly could bring some nuance.  This thought is somewhat weak.

Crushed red peppers - maybe a little bit of heat but not too much and this could be novel since no-one expects that in a tuna salad and we do like surprises.

From there maybe it tries cilantro and things which might be cool but I'm not precisely sure what they will do.  This is Mad Scientist cooking but there's only one time in at least ten years of mad science in the kitchen in which the experiment was so bad I couldn't eat it.  There are actually few bad reviews but that likely means I don't take enough chances rather than I take too many.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Twitticisms 9/3 - 3

09-03-2016 23:43:58 - RT @sciam: China provides $1 trillion in “green credit”
https://t.co/4qJasFlnvv https://t.co/OfuaRFnNDH
09-03-2016 23:43:10 - RT @KingBillyV: Hillary Clinton threatens war with Russia (should WikiLeaks keep publishing true... 
09-03-2016 23:42:20 - RT @PCGTW: .@SenSherrodBrown: "There's no question #TPP is a bad deal."
https://t.co/35Jdm1K295 https://t.co/Q0OvqOFai2
09-03-2016 23:36:53 - One of the most nauseating things about @HillaryClinton is how she licks Henry Kissinger's evil ass like he's a chocolate Easter bunny.
09-03-2016 23:24:13 - IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968 | Soon to inspire more bad covers than "Proud Mary"
https://t.co/dBy8SS5LvP
09-03-2016 23:03:23 - You said you'll be there and I called for help with this aliigator but now it's too fucking late and aaaaiiiiyyyeeeee (click) #BadVoicemails
09-03-2016 23:01:32 - Officer MacAroon speaking, ma'am, and the good news is we found your car but it's burning and has a dead guy in it. #BadVoicemails
09-03-2016 22:52:21 - Ithaka Blog: The Spectral Interstitial Moment of Such Fascination to All: Behold!There's the existential mome...
https://t.co/klAqv70vTX
09-03-2016 22:37:53 - Now @CNN reports on a kid who has been dead for twenty-seven years and they confirm, yes, he is still dead.
09-03-2016 22:35:59 - Lots of reports of southern football today but zero reports of Nobel Prizes for Muslim baiting and claims of Christian victimization
09-03-2016 22:34:30 - The Obama Fish is already available in restaurants but most reviewers said it cost too much and only tasted like McDonald's fish anyway.
09-03-2016 22:30:36 - Flooding of Coast, Caused by Global Warming, Has Already Begun | GOP is irrelevant and wrong, flooding is now
https://t.co/NE6ccO249r
09-03-2016 22:28:32 - Turkish military opens new battlefront, sends more tanks into Syria | Unclear who they're murdering, ISIS or Kurds 
https://t.co/iJlj804f7S
09-03-2016 22:27:21 - As Hillary Clinton kisses up to Henry Kissinger, RT looks at most heinous acts | Shameless whore kowtows to killer
https://t.co/pBUMbK8PNY
09-03-2016 22:25:48 - McCarthyism of the left? Clinton people use anti-Russia theme to bash opponents | Amazed it takes so long to see it
https://t.co/E5I8tGL8yL
09-03-2016 22:24:47 - I’m not a spoiler & neither is Jill Stein | Nader knows well the disease inherent in the two-party system
https://t.co/xkXAbYjKdg
09-03-2016 22:23:06 - ‘Democratization’ attempts lead to state system destruction & terrorism – Putin | Precisely correct. 
https://t.co/rmkKnBUSeW
09-03-2016 22:14:51 - Ithaka Blog: What's Hot on the Blog 9/3: EntryPageviewsThe Great Fracking 2016 Oklahoma Earthquake (5.6)Sep 3...
https://t.co/ug2U9KlOjS
09-03-2016 17:31:56 - You don't even know basic English. Your impeccable logic shows nothing more than a weak bluff. @uptonm275
09-03-2016 17:16:29 - Of course you know better than scientists. Your learned credentials must be readily accessible, I'm sure. @uptonm275 @GovMaryFallin

The Spectral Interstitial Moment of Such Fascination to All

Behold!

There's the existential moment of the first part in which you're still living although only hanging by a thread.  There's the existential moment of the second party in which you're a flatlining mass of ex-protoplasm.

The part which fascinates people most of all is the spectral interstitial moment which some enjoy splicing between the other moments.  No matter how tight the granularity of the other moments there is always the grand feat of metaphysics in which the spectral interstitial moment can fall between.

This is the I See the Light moment which some liken to Heaven's lighthouse, UFO activity or exploding swamp gas.  This is the moment when the living can see the dead ... or something.

Later they may return to say ...

Man, I was dead and yet I saw dinosaurs walking with Jesus.

But that's not quite right, Carbuncle, as that only means you're crazy and obviously you weren't dead since you're not dead now.  Enjoy the day.  Go to Waffle House.


Elizabeth Kübler-Ross made such a big deal of all this but we didn't learn much except to be sure if there really is a Heaven then likely Kübler-Ross is chasing rabbits there.

Since Kübler-Ross was relatively coherent regarding her five steps of death and dying and she didn't start babbling until after she heard and possibly saw the light, we conclude this light doesn't make you see Heaven but it does make you bark like a dog and chase cars ... or rabbits, as your preference may be.  She wound up buggier than a New York City flophouse.

(Ed:  will be we going with the Weeping Evidence of a Lack of Faith theme today?)

Nah since it's so obvious already.  Probably you're thinking already if you believe in Heaven now then it really won't make any difference to you if there are traffic lights at the entrance.


People still 'research' the matter and ever so seriously report their results.  So far we have not heard from a near-death fly fisherman who landed a lure in Heaven before he actually got there.  That way he could pull the string to his own line to show he arrived.

Maybe someone could invent some spectral interstitial nanobots to go back and forth to do whatever something the size of a nanobot can do.


(Ed:  going with Ridicule that Bloody Minded Rubbish then?)

Looks like it and mostly because it's treated with such enormous reverence.

I left my body and looked down at myself as the doctors worked on me.

So, uh, Carbuncle, would you concede you had to be alive to be seeing anything or will we be bringing supernatural powers to the discussion.


Tune back in tomorrow to discover:  Will My iPhone Work in Heaven?  That will arrive along with the companion article:  Getting Closer to Jesus with an iPad App.