Stoner Rage

There ain't much rage here.  I can try but it doesn't last.  These are some bona fide shit-bubbling fucktards writing the latest on reefer, tho.

Here's an example:

Studies also have shown that teenagers who use marijuana heavily grow up to have poor memories and also have brain abnormalities.

(NBC: Marijuana Use Doubles in U.S., But So Do Problems)

If you're blowin' too much reefer, now they call it Marijuana Use Disorder and they use capital letters to describe it so you know it's important and will pay them $500 an hour to talk about it and cure you.  Don't worry, they have a pill for it.

They have a pill for everything.

I swear to the Great Almighty God Mescalito, the God of All Trippin' People, those fucking Freuds could find psychosis in somebody filling out a fucking shopping list.

Don't worry.  I've got a pill for that.

Just take one of these four times a day 

and lefty Unplugged can sing you 

how it will fade away-ay-ayyyyyyyyy.

If you're blowin' too much reefer, here's a clue.  You fookin' cough a lot.  That's yer lungs cryin' an' take it easy on them bitches because they have to last a long time.

Poor memory and brain abnormalities?  Fuck this.  They were talking about how use of LSD breaks chromosomes and I know people who popped it like they were eating M&M's and all of them have beautiful children and definitely all high-brainweight.  They say it makes you crazy but this family was fookin' crazy already.

The family is riddled with low-grade schizophrenia and that comes as a blessing or a curse depending on which node of the Venusian season we're occupying.  Typically, schizophrenia manifests itself in yer twenties and ripens up to full barking mad over some time after that.

I have yet to start barking at cars ... but ... I started smoking reefer when I was fifteen.  I'm sixty-five now.  If I'm to go full schizo, it's a wee bit overdue.

The following is UGL (Universal Geek Language) but it's to a purpose rather than gratuitous geeky-ness.

As to brain abnormalities, you tell me if it's abnormal to see JCL (i.e. Job Control Language for IBM mainframes) and realize this is a fookin' waste.  Write a program to write it for you.  

That program was in assembler which is a machine-level language on IBM mainframes (assembler is used for that class of software on any machine).

Assembler macro language is yet another aspect because writing the program and hard-coding everything means you have to fiddle with it any time you want to change the JCL it creates.  If you want that much hassle, you might as well write the JCL yourself.

Therefore, the assembler macro language generated the assembler opcodes (i.e. machine instructions) and control blocks (i.e. data storage with system information) to generate the assembler code which would in turn generate the JCL.

Getting stoned isn't what permitted me to do that but it damn sure did not stop me.

The intrigue in writing the macro was because dynamic allocation (i.e. obtaining a file from a live program rather than attaching it previously) was mystifying to people but it was easy to invoke it with JCL.  The macro made it possible to perform JCL functions programmatically and that made some good whizbang in a variety of programs.

If you really get intrigued, the next move is the z/OS (IBM operating system) dynamic allocation exit, IEFW21SD, and this is where systems programmers go to modify the things which can or cannot be allocated by user code.  If you break this code, the entire operating system will almost certainly crash behind it.  Vice presidents will be screeching about it costing hundreds of dollars a minute to be down.  You will probably get fired.  They may eat you.

Brain abnormalities?  Fuck you, Doctor Freud.  I was stoned the whole fookin' time.  A great deal of code was written on the ceiling of the bedroom as I thought it through.  Reefer doesn't enable that but it damn sure does not stop it.

The trick isn't to write code on the ceiling but rather the logic flow.  When you know the flow of it, the instructions are just the mechanical aspect of it.

Note:  I was almost never stoned at work except in the Army and there's a fundamental rule of stonage since stonage first began:  you don't shit where you eat.

DISCLAIMER:  there has been a review of where best to place the notice --> we don't advocate legal or illegal narcotics.  It won't fit on the banner at the top unless I take something else out or put a graphic up there.  Hmm ... maybe the latter would be ok.

Maybe better yet to do it the other way around --> we don't believe in any drugs, legal or illegal, other than reefer or mushrooms.

This has been some soul-burning stuff as to whether my lackadaisical ways have led kids to hard drugs.  I really do not believe blowin' reefer or eating mushrooms has anything to do with heroin or any type of drug which knocks you out like that, addicts you, steals your soul.  Stoners loathe crackheads and people on coke are a drag because they bounce off the walls.  So, uh, lighten up, bitch.  Even after another line, you still won't be able to fly.

Junkies are in a dark circle somewhere as we hardly ever see them.  They don't want to see anyone except other junkies so the paths don't cross.

I'm open to discussion on whether this is rationalization but I will chuck any comment which is gratuitously beating a drum.