Megyn Kelly tells us Santa Claus is white but even her racial expertise isn't sufficient to tell us what made John Boehner.
Here we have him in his initial snowflake audition
There was substantial blood loss and the situation was getting critical before he made vampirism of the poor legal
He looks like ... well ... he looks like one drunk, baggy-eyed monkey right there. He is one seriously intoxicated interlocutor, a befuddled bombast, an alcoholic fountain of foolery.
But then it really took hold
With each passing year it got worse until he finally turned completely orange
He tried to get some help and this happened. We will just have to go with tutti-fruitti on this one. This may have been after reading of the Countess d'Bathory who bathed in the blood of murdered virgins to keep her skin looking soft. He may have tried that but, as you can see, it doesn't work.
Finally, our favorite. It cost Boehner a lot of money to learn how to do this.
And that will be quite enough of John Boehner. We don't know what he is. We don't care and just want him to go away. He's an embarrassment to anyone who believes the American flag stands for more than just banks.
Here we have him in his initial snowflake audition
There was substantial blood loss and the situation was getting critical before he made vampirism of the poor legal
He looks like ... well ... he looks like one drunk, baggy-eyed monkey right there. He is one seriously intoxicated interlocutor, a befuddled bombast, an alcoholic fountain of foolery.
But then it really took hold
With each passing year it got worse until he finally turned completely orange
He tried to get some help and this happened. We will just have to go with tutti-fruitti on this one. This may have been after reading of the Countess d'Bathory who bathed in the blood of murdered virgins to keep her skin looking soft. He may have tried that but, as you can see, it doesn't work.
Finally, our favorite. It cost Boehner a lot of money to learn how to do this.
And that will be quite enough of John Boehner. We don't know what he is. We don't care and just want him to go away. He's an embarrassment to anyone who believes the American flag stands for more than just banks.
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