There was an advisory today that if I do anything further with music then the Department of Homeland Security will send The Guidos to ensure this time it stops once and for all. The Guidos won't shoot me as their usual modus operandi is to drown people in suntan oil. Actually, they give people two choices: drown in the suntan oil or live in New Jersey. Most prefer drowning.
The beauty part is all of them are running for President but the twist is they present a package deal. Bill Clinton once said his was a two-for-one deal but The Guidos offer you five-for-one.
The Guidos tell you don't hire amateurs anymore. These Republicans and Democrats just make a mess out of everything but when The Guidos say something needs killin' then you know we will get it killed. We gots connections in Joisey, see.
We're the Guidos and we will make you an offer you can't excuse.
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