There's an effort in Colorado to require warning labels on products with marijuana edibles to promote health, safety, and the label-printing company of somebody's brother.
To review: the label will provide a warning for kids who can't read about something which should be out of reach
Rim shot, Maestro. Please.
To review: the label will provide a warning for kids who can't read about something which should be out of reach
Rim shot, Maestro. Please.
Here at the Rockhouse, we recommend warning labels on Republicans.
DON'T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD I SAY
We have warning labels on lawnmowers to advise people not to use them as hedge clippers. That label is said to be required for cause but we don't know how that story would get online as whomever actually did it probably had limited typing ability after chopping off all his fingers.
Why are there no warning labels on Jehovah's Witnesses:
I WANT TO BUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
And labels for anyone in Westboro Baptist Church:
WE LOVE TO FUCK UP FUNERALS
Warning labels for people with concealed weapons:
I AM A PARANOID FUCKWAD
Ah, and here's another invention. Cars are heavily-computerized so why have makers not created a linkage which detects cell phone texting and either flashes the lights of the car on and off to warn other drivers or shuts off the ignition.
How do you like that one, huh?
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