The reason for running this one is it always brings the Rockhouse such pride when Cincinnati makes the news. This one wasn't quite in Cincinnati but Dayton is only forty or so miles North ... so ... close enough for government work.
Note: you don't hear the expression 'close enough for government work' since people started idolizing the state, particularly the CIA / NSA. This is the country which claims the government can't handle medical care because governments are so flaming incompetent and yet they entrust the security of the world to that same government. You can't beat that kind of genius with a stick.
One drunkie on I-75 beat that kind of genius since was driving the wrong direction and he hit a tanker truck head on.
Let's get to the score immediately since the explosion is unbelievable and I don't want you thinking the trucker got waxed. In fact, he wasn't injured much but, to no surprise, the drunkie is singing "Que Sera Sera" just now to Saint Peter who is laughing at him ... "Dude, does your drunkie ass seriously think that's going to work? Get the fuck out."
Ed: you project your prejudices on our dear Lord!
WTF, isn't that why we make gods in the first place?
Ed: you're going to burn!
Looking forward to it, mate! I've never met Joel Dongsteen (exists on Twitter) and that would be my chance. That one made his (cough) bones by ReTweeting everything Joel Osteen says but he translates 'God' to 'my dick' first. Obviously it's tasteless and why do you think I like it but the result can be surprisingly funny ... and tasteless.
RawStory: Brilliant Twitter bot replaces every ‘God’ in Joel Osteen’s tweets with something naughty
Great job on aiming for Oklahoma with that 'something naughty' bullshit, RawStory.
Joel Dongsteen
@JoelDongsteen
You’ll never be truly happy if you’re only focused on yourself. When you help others succeed, your dick will help you succeed.
Note: you don't hear the expression 'close enough for government work' since people started idolizing the state, particularly the CIA / NSA. This is the country which claims the government can't handle medical care because governments are so flaming incompetent and yet they entrust the security of the world to that same government. You can't beat that kind of genius with a stick.
One drunkie on I-75 beat that kind of genius since was driving the wrong direction and he hit a tanker truck head on.
Let's get to the score immediately since the explosion is unbelievable and I don't want you thinking the trucker got waxed. In fact, he wasn't injured much but, to no surprise, the drunkie is singing "Que Sera Sera" just now to Saint Peter who is laughing at him ... "Dude, does your drunkie ass seriously think that's going to work? Get the fuck out."
Ed: you project your prejudices on our dear Lord!
WTF, isn't that why we make gods in the first place?
Ed: you're going to burn!
Looking forward to it, mate! I've never met Joel Dongsteen (exists on Twitter) and that would be my chance. That one made his (cough) bones by ReTweeting everything Joel Osteen says but he translates 'God' to 'my dick' first. Obviously it's tasteless and why do you think I like it but the result can be surprisingly funny ... and tasteless.
RawStory: Brilliant Twitter bot replaces every ‘God’ in Joel Osteen’s tweets with something naughty
Great job on aiming for Oklahoma with that 'something naughty' bullshit, RawStory.
Joel Dongsteen
@JoelDongsteen
You’ll never be truly happy if you’re only focused on yourself. When you help others succeed, your dick will help you succeed.
But you're wanting that explosion and it looks bad as it's burning ... but then ... holy fuck!
Times Free Press: Car going wrong way on I-75 crashes, explodes killing one [video]
Way to make the news, TriState Area. Some of the regulars aren't far and may even know this part of I-75 but it doesn't look like you will see it again for a while since it done burned up. Dayton is now tied with Atlanta for burning Interstate highways so badly they need to be shut down.
The one in Atlanta wasn't caused by a drunkie but some kind of crazy firebug. I haven't pursued the story much, tho.
Ed: you have no sympathy for the one who died?
No. He died during his attempt at murder. I have sympathy for the family but for the drunkie there is nothing. Drunk drivers are nothing more than road terrorists.
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