Tuesday, October 20, 2015

There's Something in the Gulf Water

Across the Gulf states in America, there are two major issues in this election:  Planned Parenthood.

(Ed:  you said two major issues)

It's another effect of the Gulf of Mexico water.  They don't count very well either.


If you look at Alabama, Mississippi, and Lousiana, you'll find three of the reddest states in the country.  The red is for how deeply in debt they have gone and consequently require constant handouts from the Federal government (i.e. your tax dollars) to keep them going.

From the above, we conclude Bobby Jindal, governor or ex-governor of Louisiana, must drink Gulf of Mexico water by the gallon because he constantly rails about how much the government spends but I've yet to hear him mention how much it spends on Louisiana.

Ironically, these are the same states Richard Nixon courted when he wanted votes from Southern Republicans.  That resulted in the Tea Party and today's destruction of the GOP.  Gulf water ... it's insidious in how it works.


Look at Texas, if you can, and here we have the execution capital of the country.  But they aren't naturally vicious like that.  The Gulf of Mexico water made them that way.  All of those Gulf states willfully croak prisoners, mostly because they get off on it because it doesn't save the state any money.  Prisoner executions don't have anything to do with punishment but rather they are political advertising for the governors who aim to be President ... but almost always fail.

You saw Rick Perry's idiotic campaign in tandem with Sarah Palin.  Gulf water.

(Ed:  how do you figure it costs more to execute a criminal than to store him?)

Easy.  It costs more to prosecute for capital punishment and carry it through to execution than it does to feed and store prisoner for the rest of his life.  If you want to save some money, execute a lawyer ... or, better yet, all of them.


All of those Gulf states are an ongoing embarrassment to America through their repressive ways, their provincial views of religion, and their hayseed view of freedom which permits them to run through black neighborhoods with Confederate flags and shoot people.

But don't hate them, it's in the Gulf water.  That's what makes them that way.


Just how bad is Gulf of Mexico water really?

Well, BP shits in it and NESTLE won't even steal it.  That's some bad, really bad water.

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