There are some things in this grand human adventure which demand repetition as we can't possibly know what we really are without including the Crazy Eddie people on the sidelines who keep things interesting. John Boehner will never be interesting but Crazy Eddie always is.
(Ed: who is John Boehner?)
What a stupid question. Fuck off.
Oppenheimer invented his Fire Escape technology to save people stranded by fires in apartment buildings. All that's necessary for anyone in an upper-floor apartment is to quickly attach Oppenheimer's device and then jump out a window. The individual then floats to safety ... but is as dead as trickle down economics when he lands.
Why?
Note: we do observe B which is apparently a foot and C which is apparently a pad to cushion the landing. The individual will still be a deceased apartment dweller long before he hits the ground, however.
Scroll down for yer answer.
The device will break his neck like a chicken's wish bone.
(Ed: who is John Boehner?)
What a stupid question. Fuck off.
Oppenheimer invented his Fire Escape technology to save people stranded by fires in apartment buildings. All that's necessary for anyone in an upper-floor apartment is to quickly attach Oppenheimer's device and then jump out a window. The individual then floats to safety ... but is as dead as trickle down economics when he lands.
Why?
Note: we do observe B which is apparently a foot and C which is apparently a pad to cushion the landing. The individual will still be a deceased apartment dweller long before he hits the ground, however.
Scroll down for yer answer.
The device will break his neck like a chicken's wish bone.
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