Count on me to find a way to drive the numbers down and I sure accomplished that. It probably wasn't Code Pink but shitty poetry which did it but I get a smile either way.
See, look at that big smile.
That's a Philippine Eagle and that's a land of terrorists governed by terrorists so this bird knows it's goin' kill something but it doesn't remotely care who it may be.
Maybe you think you would be safe inside your car.
The bird probably couldn't break the windows so instead it would just take the roof in its beak and pull the whole damn thing off. Presto, sardines!
There's some science pending and there's one with some news about sperm. I know the gist of the article and it's not particularly funny but there's got to be a comedy way to write about those li'l wrigglers.
Ed: do you think that will draw anyone?
Nope
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we've been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us stop talkin' falsely now
The hour's getting late, hey
- Hendrix
Life isn't a joke but there's still comedy in it although maybe not so much with a Philippine Eagle since I imagine even one can hurt you bad. If they hunt in pairs, maybe even humans become dinner.
See, look at that big smile.
That's a Philippine Eagle and that's a land of terrorists governed by terrorists so this bird knows it's goin' kill something but it doesn't remotely care who it may be.
Maybe you think you would be safe inside your car.
The bird probably couldn't break the windows so instead it would just take the roof in its beak and pull the whole damn thing off. Presto, sardines!
There's some science pending and there's one with some news about sperm. I know the gist of the article and it's not particularly funny but there's got to be a comedy way to write about those li'l wrigglers.
Ed: do you think that will draw anyone?
Nope
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we've been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us stop talkin' falsely now
The hour's getting late, hey
- Hendrix
Life isn't a joke but there's still comedy in it although maybe not so much with a Philippine Eagle since I imagine even one can hurt you bad. If they hunt in pairs, maybe even humans become dinner.
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