Saturday, March 4, 2017

Now Those Dastardly and Demonic Liberals Use Witchcraft on Donald Trump

Apparently dissatisfied with using second-rate loser witches such as Debby Wasserman Schultz or Hillary Clinton, the Democrats are now using real witches to perpetrate the evils of their Left Wing.  (RT:  ‘We can’t use the devil; the devil uses us’: Exorcists fear witchcraft against Donald Trump)



Picture which was little to do with the article but looks cool.

A woman dressed up as a character from the movie "The Exorcist" reacts during Halloween in La Fresneda, northern Spain (File photo).

© Eloy Alonso / Reuters


We're in deep trouble now, my chill'uns, for the witches are at their nefarious work in the world.

Following revelations that “witches” plan to keep casting spells on President Donald Trump until he leaves office, Catholic exorcists are warning of the dangers of meddling in witchcraft and of the growing presence of evil in the world.

Self-described “Witches” from around the world held the first mass ritual to cast “binding spells” against Trump and “all those who abet him” in late February. They plan to continue holding the rituals about once a month, on waning crescent moon days, until the businessman no longer resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

- RT


Perhaps you wonder how they plan to organize their satanic assault and, naturally, it's Facebook, the preferred choice for many of demonic and evil persuasion.

Organizers set up a Facebook page called Bind Trump to publicize the practice. The page reveals that only a few common household ingredients, including a tiny stub of orange candle, a pin or small nail, a bowl of water and an unflattering photo of Trump are required to partake in the ritual.

- RT


You cannot possibly buy comedy like this.

However, Catholic exorcists are warning that witchcraft is the work of the devil and attempting to use it could have grave consequences.

- RT

Those sky pilots are getting way too flipwiggled about this matter since witchcraft gave the Church some of the best times it's ever had.  Who would have missed the Inquisition, huh.  Times have never been so good since for malicious and masochistic soulchasers.


Father Vincent Lampert, who has been the designated exorcist for the archdiocese of Indianapolis since 2005, said the power of spells doesn’t come from God.

“Anyone who would dare say they want to challenge that God is in charge is using the power of evil as their own. They should realize that we can’t use the devil; the devil uses us. People can’t control it and the devil ends up using them for his own purposes,” Father Lampert counseled before arguing that spells only have an effect in people who are spiritually weak.

- RT

In other news, Indianapolis has its own exorcist.  How about your city or town.  Is it truly safe from demonic possession or do you only have your wishful thinking to make it that way.

Note:  if you have ever been to Indianapolis, you know already why they need an exorcist in that town.

Ed:  because Jim Nabors was asked to sing for the Indy 500 and he's a gay man, probably affected by witchcraft.

You're way ahead of the crowd, Watson.


To relive some of that joyous spirit of the Inquisition, there's a movie with Sean Connery playing the wise and good priest and F. Murray Abraham as the Inquisitor.  I have to tell you, it's fun for the whole family when there's torture like this happening.  (WIKI:  The Name of the Rose (film))

It also featured some exceptional moments from Christian Slater's young and priestly life.


Ed:  you're afflicted by demonism!

Take it easy, Padre.  It's probably just the reefer and, well, liberalism.

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