Humvee is OK for Girls and Children but Here's a Vehicle for the Macho Muchacho

RT:  Siberian monster truck: New all-terrain vehicle tested near Chelyabinsk (VIDEO)


Ed:  Arnold Schwarzenegger will have to wear a dress when he drives his Humvee now!

Um, what makes you think he does not do that already?


If you really love your hunting and fishing ... and I mean really love such things ... then this is the vehicle for you.

The TGM-126, which combines the functions of a civilian vehicle with that of an extreme off-road truck, is designed and produced exclusively by Ural Spets Mash. Despite its massive size and weight, the vehicle is able to navigate through swamps and carry up to 10 passengers across unstable ground.

“[We] decided to create a vehicle that would have all the qualities of a normal civil car, such as good visibility, improved ergonomics, and large body space. So this is actually how this vehicle was created,” Ural Spets Mash spokesman Artem Krasnov said. “It combines the advantages of an off-road vehicle with a civilian truck.”

“It is a multifunctional vehicle,” Krasnov continued. “It can be used firstly by lovers of extreme outdoors hunting or fishing. It can ride through swamps and unstable grounds; it can even float despite the vehicle’s huge size, and that’s really important.”

- SD

It even floats!  There hasn't been a vehicle which floated on water since you could buy the VW Beetle for $1599.

Note:  yes, that was the selling price for a new vehicle.  I can finally use lines like, "Why, hell, I remember back when you could get a Vee Dubyah for less than two grand and it floated on the water."


Check out the party fence on top of the vehicle in the rear.  Imagine the big fun when you drive such a vehicle to a NASCAR race.

Ed:  you don't need tracks on the vehicle to get to a NASCAR race course!

The tracks aren't for getting to the race course but rather are for driving over all the other cars when you try to escape.