Sunday, October 5, 2014

When the GMO Eskimos Come, You Forget All About ISIS

When you mix GMO, Monsanto and Eskimos, you've got to expect some problems.




You might want to give some serious thought to the clear and present danger as a single Eskimo can kill a polar bear and he doesn't do it with some wimpy Middle Eastern roadside bomb.  He takes a section of bone that's flexible enough to bend.  Then he shapes it into points on each end with serrated edges along the side.

This is like Hunting for Executives as Eskimos don't do anything.  They bend that piece of bone double and then wrap it up in blubber.  Leave that where you think a polar bear will find it and then wait.

When the polar bear eats the blubber bone thing, digestion will take care of the blubber and then the bone springs open where it slashes up the polar bear from the inside.  The Eskimo follows the blood trail and then somehow drags it home.

The threat is imminent, it's real, and it's from people who don't need a Winchester to be bad-ass.

Be ever vigilant.

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