Hillary Clinton and the Zombie Uprising of 2016

We have been hearing about the Zombie Uprising for years but didn't believe we would ever see it except in the worst movie ever made or will ever be made in "World War Z" in which Brad Pitt showed he could be just as flat and lifeless as George Clooney although, thankfully, without that annoying grin which begs for a pie in the face.

We have also been trying to figure out what caused the aggressive obtusity and callous disregard for humanity in the neo-Democratic Party but we're only coming up with one answer now:  zombies.

We go online and hear the same idiotic mantra over and over again:

TRUMP IS DANGEROUS
I DO WHAT I'M TOLD
I WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAIN


The evidence seems patently obvious and all points to the same conclusion:  zombies.


The good thing for the Democrats is zombies don't have brains so they can't get rebellious and they will always be obedient.  You never want to find yer zombies are getting rebellious, see.

(Ed:  who do they obey when they eat my brain?)

Cthulhu, baby!  They put pictures of women on Facebook but the real pic would show red eyes and tentacles coming out of her face.

(Ed:  well, are they zombies or really demons?)

What fucking difference does it make, Dagwood!  Either way they will eat yer brain.  They already ate the brains of every liberal comedian so don't tell me they can't do it.  Musikers held proud but comedians didn't.

(Ed:  what about Katy Perry?)

I was talking about musicians.

(Ed:  are the comedians all zombies too now?)

Take a look at Colbert and ask me again.

It Doesn't Matter if Americans Come

Modern America exemplifies one primary principle of Anthropology, the society insulates people from selective pressure and evolution therefore stops.  As a result, the probability of America improving beyond the barbaric horror which exists now is near zero.  One amusing aspect about these bounders is Turkey doesn't meet the EU's standard for civilization and neither does America due to the death penalty and other acts of capricious violence.

We don't need Americans and, moreover, we don't want them as the best we can expect is a tedious lecture on the Protestant Work Ethic which is only America's weakest excuse for the basic principle of I've Got Mine and Bugger You, Jack, and being as non-Christian as possible.  I never lived that way and I'm damn glad of it.

If it's not American then fucking kill it because we don't need it anyway.  There's one thing definite about accepting help from an American:  I will be dead soon.  Just ask an Iraqi if any are left alive.


The most offensive aspect of this period is hearing one hundred and fifty million American women whining incessantly about their lack of rights and yet they seek to elect a documented murderer and known war hawk.  The only salient piece of information we glean from that is women never should have been given the right for the vote after we see how they used it to destroy the Democratic Party.

There is comedy, tho, as Democrats don't just resemble Republicans now but rather they're exactly the same and their typical response to vote-rigging is short and oh-so-smug answer that Clinton won the popular vote.  However, thanks to the DNC, there's no possible way we will ever know what they popular vote was.  Democrats now respond to that in the same way as Republicans rigged the vote against Al Gore.  As I say, there's no difference anymore.


Earlier today I was asked what can be done to fix it and the question was serious relative to the main bulk of social network palaver but there's no answer and I question why no-one asks until now.  Were you in a cave.  Did you sleep through the last six months.   Where the fuck were you? (shrug)

After America surrendered the popular vote to the Banks, any hope for glory in the future was dashed into tiny pieces as now there's no-one in the country who exists beyond their benefit to the profit margin.  Consume, bitches, as you have no value whatsoever otherwise.  Welcome to America.

(Ed:  I think the banks want consumption of junk like televisions and hand-held computers and not McDonald's French Fries.  Ah well, the joke's on them and they've got the fattest clients on the planet.)


We have no explanation for what happened with Obama as he seemed honest when he took the job but hardly anything he said was true and he's bombing Libya yet again right now.  This reduces the worry of an open war with Russia since America hasn't started a fight which was anything more than a genocidal turkey shoot in decades.  Whether Clinton or Obama destroyed the Democratic Party is impossible to know but it will be interesting to follow Obama's net worth after his administration is over and in the years to follow as the Clintons claimed they were broke on leaving the office but they were 'worth' one hundred and fifty million dollars from it with their bullshit speaking fees.

By the way, you did get those Goldman Sachs transcripts, didn't you?  God, you impress me (larfs).


The people coming now are likely the dregs and dreck from online but they don't even get it up for Ziggy Marley so we conclude they're just the walking dead.

There is some pride, tho, as there are no Musikers who support the election and all they really had was George Clooney sucking up hideously as he begged to be Ambassador to Who the Fuck Cares.  For boot-licking, hypocrisy, and ass-licking, George Clooney probably exemplifies it better than anyone else since he's old enough to be better informed than that.

(Ed:  don't want him either?)

Nah but we didn't want him anyway as his movies are usually one-dimensional bores and all of them have sucked lately.  Good luck to him as Ambassador to Who the Fuck Cares, tho.

Freedom is Logging Out of Facebook

This is the start of a two-hour cycle so no reason to poison it right off the top with the online panorama of smug, unrepentant killers and their online propaganda machine.


"Ghostbusters" is kind of charming and somewhat amusing but that's about the same as the first one so it may not be realistic to expect more.  I'm still continuing with it in segments but unknown if it will survive.

Maybe best line so far, "It's on Books on Tape too but I can read."


Maybe it's time to try eating as well.  Mystery Lady's Skyline Chili is crying out, "We wait so patiently for you and we love you long time, really."

Things might be breaking loose but jumping the start is a bad idea since it will waste that precious elixir and it's way, way too hard to get.

The same cycle has repeated multiple times and only thing which comes from seeing anyone about it is people bitching about what I cost cost them at VA and screaming to privatize it.  Feel that love, huh (larfs).

Note:  Clinton won't fix it as we saw she did not even know the problem existed and had to speak with her handlers before saying anything.  (Ref:  first debate with Sanders)


Everything you need to know about love is here on the blog as Mystery Lady has an immensely forgiving heart and it costs her more than she should spend to send the Chili but she knows there's no other way to get it.  Cadillac Man has successfully completed one of life's hardest tasks in bringing up his baby girl mostly by himself.  He took massive abuse which won't be detailed here but he stayed tough as hell.  I'm not sure if she has achieved her Masters degree but she may well have done it already.  She's married and has a kid of her own now.

You'll find boatloads of broken relationships online but the ones here work and I find the mindset recovers fairly quickly from online toxicity and it goes to where it should have been all along ...


Meanwhile, here's a taste of Hemerocallis and I can't even believe I remembered that name.  The garden bed for this one is larger than the one I used at home but the concept was identical in getting a great variety of day lilies to plant them all in the same area.  This kind of mass planting is as English as it gets and my ol' Mother did see it too.  She loved this kind of planting.

Note:  there is some hope for America since the garden in the picture is in North Carolina.

I'm sure the Mystery Lady remembers this as Ziggy Marley and day lilies make an incredible match.

Killing Time While It Kills Me

Two hours on and two hours off reduces everything to just waiting.  Interest in continuing this has plummeted.  The only consideration in one seriously-miserable time is finding what makes light and one thing we know for sure is social networks don't.  I really do try to find good stuff on Facebook to post there but there's so precious little of it with most of it sounding like barely-trained seals.

There was a generic plea earlier from one of the few with any wisdom there and it was people should stop amplifying the hatred but that's difficult on Facebook when little else is represented.  There's an aggressively hateful vibe in the air from people who pretend they're not hateful but deify Clinton anyway.

Just today, Barack "Suck My Nukes" Obama authorized a new model of the B-61, America's biggest nuke for aircraft.  And you say I'm hateful?

Thanks but I'll pass.


There's tremendous light in Ziggy Marley and there were speakers mounted to an exterior wall above the pool so he would be belting out his music while we were swimming on a hot Summer day.  More accurately, we were floating as pools like that make you sooooo lazy but it feels soooooo good.



He sings about the lights going out but you see what remains.

I caught a whole lot more rays than I should have done and I'm paying for it now but that was some grand time.


Reggae brings more light than anywhere for me and has done for many years.  There's a whole lot of it coming from a friend in Mozambique and he's living it with his band.  He seems to do quite well by it and love abounds in everything he posts.

That light is the optimism and even more so when there is so little of it elsewhere.

Frances Cleveland - New Submission for Hottest First Lady

Frances Cleveland was just a young 'un at twenty-one when she married that old lecher, Grover Cleveland, who was forty-nine.  That gives her the advantage of youth but also means she will be listening to hip hop a lot and sexy can't possibly make up for that.  Yah, now imagine her twerking, huh (larfs).

She adds quite the lovely presence to wherever this is and she has a fresh elegance unspoiled by make-up which makes her even more attractive here at the Rockhouse.  It's not that everything has to be the all-natural hippie way, we just don't like paint.

We're quite sure she could bedevil the President's nights and here's another one just to be sure.

Note:  Cleveland had an advantage because he was a Democrat and they always get better-looking women, at least until the current time as all bets are off now.  There's a whole lot of Cellulite Queens in the Democratic fish tank just now.

Since the party was not specified by the submitter, she goes up against Jacque Kennedy who I've already written wasn't sexy so much as beautiful and elegant.  It looks like Frances Cleveland could match her but take a look and decide for yerself.


We're still giving the prize for steaming hot in an elegant way to Melania Trump as she is flat-out smokin'.  She's also not First Lady yet but we believe the Clintonistas are way too smug and way too over-confident.

Twitticisms 8/2 - 1

08-02-2016 11:45:36 - Riding Home from Katakolon, Greece | Cat suggested (strongly) this might have been a bit reckless
https://t.co/RX6SRImArn

08-02-2016 11:40:14 - "Riding Scooters in Pyrgos, Greece" - Silas auf Deutsch but funny. Riding there was a never-ending riot.
https://t.co/kGyqSV6BzT

08-02-2016 11:17:02 - Here's What's Good and Bad About 'Suicide Squad' | How soon can I steal it?
https://t.co/eUDL00oDMT

08-02-2016 11:14:07 - Field Testing NASA's New Carbon-Dioxide Measuring Instrument
https://t.co/MY8xrf6ncM

08-02-2016 11:13:08 - Armed sea marshals could patrol aboard English Channel ferries | Focus on Arabs will make heroin smuggling easier
https://t.co/w5NDo6czMp

08-02-2016 11:11:14 - New deterrence: US plans to upgrade its nuclear bomb | Thanks, Obama, the new Nuclear Satan
https://t.co/fPuMtScr8k

08-02-2016 11:10:14 - Mobile phone signal blocker forces drinkers to socialize with each other in Sussex bar
https://t.co/pRy3sINhlX

08-02-2016 11:08:01 - Computers will be able to assess humans' state of mind | You don't seem happy today, Dave
https://t.co/bXHr7JyPof

08-02-2016 09:00:35 - Obama meeting Singapore PM, looks to boost TPP trade pact | Sells out workers just like Bill Clinton |
https://t.co/5xEpYT6JM3

08-02-2016 08:43:34 - The US is bombing Libya again. It's a too-familiar vicious cycle | Trevor Timm
https://t.co/aavFONGGxp

08-02-2016 08:37:47 - Democrats are working for peace #TheLiesIveToldMyself

08-02-2016 08:17:25 - SS head Himmler’s diary published in Germany from Russian archive | One of worst people who ever lived
https://t.co/hXbeMqsQpc

08-02-2016 08:14:47 - Clinton bikini mural becomes black wall as Melbourne authorities win censorship battle | Artist gets last laugh
https://t.co/yOkuQqvq0Z

08-02-2016 08:13:06 - How birds soar to great heights: Mathematical models offer clues to greater efficiency for glider pilots
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08-02-2016 08:01:33 - Wishbone Ash - Throw Down the Sword | The fight is done and over
https://t.co/yWXiZFfrdO

08-02-2016 07:58:22 - BIGGEST WAVE in the World surfed 100ft at 02:50min | makes a tsunami look like small rippple
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08-02-2016 07:54:34 - Replacing ill workers with healthy ones accelerates some epidemics
https://t.co/IiD40Fv3wi

08-02-2016 07:50:59 - @BahdaAbden they do well while elsewhere goes down the toilet

08-02-2016 04:05:38 - @BahdaAbden Germany is one of the few countries in this shitstorm which holds its honor

08-02-2016 04:02:35 - Ithaka Blog: "Are You Lonesome Tonight" - Sam Kinison (video): Sam Kinison was one of America's best comedian...
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"Are You Lonesome Tonight" - Sam Kinison (video)

Sam Kinison was one of America's best comedians until some drunkie redneck killed him with his car.




You're four times more likely to be killed by a drunkie American in a car than by a lunatic gunner with an AK-47 although the loons still score over eleven thousand kills every year.

Yah, and these people worry about ISIS which hardly ever does anything.  Those are the real terrorists, see?


Kinison was one of the best.  I went to his live act with my wife and a couple of friends.  The friends were stone-faced the entire evening and it became clear later the wife had considered at one time becoming a nun.

Whoops (larfs).

That was the last time we ever went out together but double dates suck anyway, right??  It's hard to tell if that crew looks for a party or wants to play bridge, the only thing in the world more boring than golf or cricket.

(Ed:  canasta?)

Fair enough.

Was Mamie Eisenhower Really Hot?

It was submitted Mamie Eisenhower was the last hot Republican Presidential lady and she would sure get jacked out of town by the Democrat prigs of today for that dress.  Possibly that would be different if their women didn't look like bread trucks.

Her hairstyle is the typical fashion suicide of that era so she gets a pass on that.

Even so she gets a 'nice try' for hot and you know she really was since she commanded a five-star general while the ones who came later except Kennedy were just the screw puppets for bureaucrats.

(Ed:  Ike was dogging her during most of their marital life, right?)

Yah but he always came back to the commander.

The discussion:

Ronald Correia Oh, Jackie was much hotter, although from what I understand, the ultimate award goes to Dolly Madison.

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Alan Fraser Hmmm ... unlikely to find pin-up pics from that far back. I don't remember my libido reaching for the sky over Kennedy as I saw her as beautiful and so elegant but hopping into the sack with her would like getting it on with Snow White. Yah, with all the Dwarves watching (larfs).

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Ronald Correia What's wrong with hopping in with Snow White? (And who cares if the dwarves watch?)

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Alan Fraser You damaged, bro ... seriously damaged (larfs)

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Ronald Correia True, but you already knew that. Lol

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When it gets to the idea of ballin' Snow White, I submit we have hit rock bottom.  You probably go straight to hell for that, faster even than for killing crickets. 

"Ghostbusters" - Femme Fatality or Actually Funny

The general impression is the movie has a cadre of femme fatales who successfully made a cinematic femme fatality.  In talking with people about it, no-one got particularly excited about so I decided, how funny can it possibly be.

I'm still curious if they can pull it off and the intro sequence with the entire family getting stabbed to death gave a peach of a hook into this as, right from the top, something really bad is going to happen. Whoops, it already did.  He's croaked.

That's where it sits at the moment and it's enough reason to continue even though there are no HD versions available for thieving.  That's rare as usually the pirate services are more accommodating than that.


Regardless of whatever else is true, the movie has got to be better than the thickwits on Facebook.  The Anthropology of the situation is wondering how that system managed to attract such a vast cadre of uninformed dullards.  It's most unusual since of all the people I know, there are about half a dozen females and not quite as many males who truly are sentient and they question things.  The others when advised of Kissinger and LBJ deny it and go blithely forward.  As I say, they're thickwits.

The Democrat thickwits are usually too smug to even consider a relationship but one on the sentient crew is a hard-core Republican and you have seen comments here from him from time to time.  Unlike most Democrats, he knows the material and that makes him real.  Most of the others are Indies and it looks like Democrats are lost to the savages (shrug).

Example of DNC thickwit:

you must be an "engineer" then ..fine tooling indeed... a self declared Trumpette Boobywhacker... no doubt a rallying point for fuckwits nationwide... at one time no doubt you thought you were a caring intelligent member ..turns out you are just a regular dickwad...LBJ's and Kissmeoff..you dare to mention Allende !!!

Their literacy is stunningly powerful, isn't it.

Charming how unrepentant so-called Democrats can be about the wholesale killing over the last sixteen years even when they're responsible for half of it.

Therefore, movies are vastly better as sometimes they will waste my time whereas Democrats always will.

We're not fans of Trump and Yevette will get seriously irate over the suggestion but there's a growing regard for Trump as the less dangerous of the two.

Twitticisms 8/1 - 1

08-01-2016 05:10:03 - Hootsuite was an alternative to Twitterfeed but it's pay only now. Even better, it's a subscription. Screw that.

08-01-2016 05:07:24 - RT @WeLoveBernie1: RT BernieOrBustLA: Heart Soul Agreement. The Cause is Right & the Time is NOW! #SteinTurner2016 #RunNinaRun 

08-01-2016 05:07:07 - RT @michaelallenmar: absolutely tragic for so so many.. America's Recent Achievements In The Middle East 

08-01-2016 05:04:53 - Hmm ... have focused on white comedians because they're the ones with the TV shows but maybe black comedians show more balls.

08-01-2016 04:46:26 - The babble about Melania Trump makes me wonder who made a star out of the porno slut, Kim Kardashian. Must have been Republicans, huh?

08-01-2016 04:34:00 - Democrats should be thankful for Melania Trump as she's the first hot First Lady the Republicans ever had.

08-01-2016 04:08:11 - Ithaka Blog: Democratic National Convention - John Oliver in Last Week Tonight (video): John Oliver is more g...
https://t.co/ZeMNHxua7x

08-01-2016 03:41:27 - Yahoo, @iamjohnoliver does have the stones for the DNC and will enjoy that savagefest now. Finally, a liberal comedian with balls.

08-01-2016 01:12:22 - 10 Cars That Cost $10,000 Or Less That Can Go Over 150 MPH | It's another shitty slide show but cool cars
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08-01-2016 00:14:58 - Russia marks Navy Day with nationwide military shows & parades | Looks like Obama annoyed the Bear. Bad idea.
https://t.co/H2MFp4wPYi

08-01-2016 00:07:03 - UK's PM May postures with nuclear weapons in a vain attempt to make it seem Britain has more significance than bank fraud.

07-31-2016 23:57:18 - Jim Jefferies - Oscar Pistorius | If you're looking for mercy, this would be a bad pick
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07-31-2016 23:49:31 - Southern Man -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young (Live in 2000) | It never changed
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07-31-2016 23:44:31 - Ithaka Blog: "Wooden Ships" - Live - Crosby, Stills and Nash (video): When we hear the UK's new PM, May, spou...
https://t.co/moFx0p0ny2

07-31-2016 23:32:32 - Nothing from John @iamjohnoliver on @LastWeekTonight yet but he hasn't had much time yet. Counting on him to keep liberal comedy alive.

07-31-2016 23:09:17 - Clinton blames Russia for DNC hack. Holy Christ, the woman is said to have an IQ of 145 and yet she spews this shit. Unbelievable.

07-31-2016 23:08:05 - CNN has a headline, "Check out Colbert's Eyebrows." That was as far as I got. They don't want to be taken seriously. Must be it.

07-31-2016 22:35:13 - It's taking an hour or more to post anything from Blogger to Twitter and nothing happens without kicking Twitterfeed to check now. @twfeed

07-31-2016 22:21:04 - Ithaka Blog: "Onboard" - Movie from 1987: Goldie Hawn plays the rich bitch horror who is beyond every pale in...
https://t.co/5xEPku35TI

Trump's Best Move is to Skip the Debate

Donald Trump doesn't need Democrats and nothing would come out of talking with Clinton than a powerful need for Pepto Bismol.  Maybe Clinton could then interview Clint Eastwood ... or a chair since we already know she doesn't have the balls to face Sanders or Stein; she showed that in California.

We not only suspect Trump will bag the debates but we fervently hope he will just to make a complete mockery of this corrupt bullshit system and the media-controlled suckfest they make of it.  Let Clinton scream at him in absentia ... so what.

So far, our favorite in media sluttishness was when Megyn Kelly made the Presidential race about her.  Even a prickteaser like Kendall Jenner can't pull off that kind of narcissism.

Maybe you recall Kendall Jenner recently announced, "I'm cool with my breasts."

That had the obvious continuation, "Wanna look at them?"


Yah, that looks like a peach of a chant:

BOYCOTT THE DEBATE
BOYCOTT THE DEBATE
BOYCOTT THE DEBATE


With any luck at all, the comedy in this fuckfest is only just warming up to the task.

Democratic National Convention - John Oliver in Last Week Tonight (video)

John Oliver is more generous with them than I would have been but he still shows more balls than any other liberal comedian who almost unanimously turned into Clinton stooges with nothing more comical to say than Trump is an asshole.

Ah, I see your point.  Most amusing ... really.

 


One specific deficit is the absence of much comment regarding the massive militarism of the convention although some skinhead general successfully makes himself moronic.

Uh oh, he's gone off to trash Trump.  This is soft ... way, way too soft.  We will go with the thinking HBO probably wouldn't let him do more.  There's no way Republicans will watch him because they don't want to see truth in anything and hide from it.  If he fries Democrats too hard then it's taking a giant crap on his audience, even though they beg for it.  He's a businessman and knows some fundamental business truth.  Americans are disloyal fuckheads and they won't forgive it.

The bit ends with some a sampling of convention psychosis and that wasn't so much funny as ludicrous with Joe Biden taking the place for dipshits who should have stayed home.  That was just part of the military fuckfest at the DNC.


But don't worry as you can be part of it too and you can employ AirBnb as a mechanism the Middle Class can use to assist the rich with their Fascism by destroying rent control and reducing housing available to those less pretentious about their wealth.  The people who do it will never be rich but they just like the pose to discover whether they fool anyone.  Tip:  they don't.

Also, connect with Uber and you too, even in the Middle Class, can help Republicans destroy unions around the world while being, oh, so hypocritical about their political leanings.

There's no Middle Class anymore and all that remains is a bunch of militaristic lunatics shouting all the time.  It reminds more than anything else of Nikita Krushchev but the online thickwits will likely have no idea what that means since there's little to no evidence they ever read anything.